I once knew a Nickw who swallowed a fly. This week we might have our first vomiter! The boys are surprisingly cordial during a topic that is debated frequently on this very podcast before we review another Tom Cruise drug movie...wait, how many have there been again?
Act I: Narration
Act II: American Made Review
Act III: 2 Shots/what drug would you not feel guilty about smuggling
Nick, Rob and Dalton - Pharmaceutical
Errol - All of them
Drink of the week - Macua
1 1/2 oz Rum
1 oz guava juice
1 oz orange juice
1 oz lemon juice
1/2 oz simple syrup
Add ingredients to cocktail shaker and shake with ice. Strain into collins glass filled with ice and garnish with an orange slice and candied cherry.
After Credits - The 39 Steps
Rob is out with a newborn baby, so this week we bring in Nick's wife Rachael to substitute.
Act I: Summer Movie Wager/Legasequels
Act II: The Predator review
Act III: Drinking rules/4 Shots
Nick - Take a shot when the predator uses a child's map to locate the heroes
Errol - Take a drink when Tom Jane has a tourrettes outburst
Rachael - Take a drink when someone dies
Dalton - Take two drinks when you see Predator blood.
Drink of the week: Don Julio Paloma
2 oz Don Julio
3 oz Grapefruit Juice
Mix Don Julio and Grapefruit together in shaker with ice. Shake and strain into collins glass with salt rim. Top with soda and garnish with grapefruit wedge.
Nick confesses to sitting in at the kiddie corner of the library during reads as we talk favorite authors, anxiety and depression.
Act I: Favorite Author
Nick - J.K. Rowling
Errol - Robert Charles Wilson
Rob - Kurt Vonnegut
Dalton - George R.R. Martin
Act II: The End of the Tour review
Act III: 2 Shots/Will you re-read
Drink of the Week: Infinite Zest
2 oz bourbon
2 dashes orange bitters
Muddle sugar and bitters in glass, add bourbon, stir and pour into cocktail glass with whiskey sphere. squeeze orange twist and rub rim before dropping it in with the drink. Enjoy, you classy bastards!
Post Credits episode: The Assassination of Jesse James by the Coward Robert Ford
Nick sees a lot of his own self loathing while Dalton and Errol tend to avoid it this week as we sit down to talk about Hulu's breakout series and also what we'd do in the same situation!
Act I: If we were the last 4 fertile men, what would happen?
Act II: The Handmaid's Tale review
Act III: 4 Shots/What Character do you see the worst of yourself in?
Drink of the week: Plum Negroni
2 Cherry plums, pitted
1/2 Black plum
1 oz Gin
2 tsp. Sugar
1 oz Aperol
Muddle plums and sugar together, add gin and aperol. Fill glass with ice, stir and pour into collins glass. Add soda and garnish with orange twist and black plum.
After credits - Ghost in the Shell
Your favorite alcoholics sit down to discuss their favorite places to haunt this week on Movies on Tap!
Does the cinematic experience still matter? Does Errol need to learn to shut his mouth more often? Does Nick have a problem with Asian people? Answers to all this and more for our August New Release review!
Act I: Cinematic experience vs. Netflix
Act II: Crazy Rich Asians review
Act III: How packed was your theather/2 shots
Drink of the week: Singapore Sling
3/4 oz Gin
1/4 oz Grand Marnier
1/4 Cherry Liqueur
1/2 oz Herbal Liqueur
1 oz Pineapple Juice
1/2 oz Lime Juice
Dash of bitters
Combine all ingredients in shaker with ice. Shake and strain into highball glass with a splash of soda. Garnish with Orange slice and Cherry.
Errol's Audio issues aside, we plow ahead trying to review a weird 90s movie that Nick so desperately wants to use to prove he's cultured.
Act I: How high is too high?
Act II: How High Review
Act III: 3 Shots/Weirdest thing you smoked out of
Drink of the week: Weed Whiskey Sazerac
Soak 1/4 oz of weed in bottle of whiskey. Shake once per day. The longer you leave it the more potent it will be. Strain through a cheese cloth to filter for weed whiskey.
2 oz Weed Whiskey
2 dashes Peychaud Bitters
muddle sugar, bitters and water together. Stir in whiskey and add another dash bitters. Strain into tumbler.
Post Credits Episode: Basic Instinct
It's pretty one sided this week as the boys talk ridiculousness in films and what we can or can't stand, as well as Rob and Nick going into a segue about World War II somewhere along the line for some reason.
Act I: Ridiculousness in Movies
Act II: Black Sheep Review
Act III: 2.5 Shots/Favorite Campy movie
Drink of the Week: Maitai
2 oz Stolen Rum
1/2 oz Orange Curacao
1/2 oz orgeat syrup
1/2 oz lime juice
Shake ingredients together in a shaker with ice and strain into an old fashioned glass filled with ice. Garnish with a slice of pineapple.
We start off pretty vulgar before getting into Nick's topic that Errol just can't seem to understand this week before we talk about eugenics!
Act I: What dream would you leave your life for?
Act II: Gattaca Review
Act III: 2 Shots/
Drink of the Week: Gattaca Cocktail
2 oz Gin
1/2 oz Apple Juice
1/2 oz Thyme Syrup
Combine gin, apple juice, thyme syrup in shaker with ice. Shake and strain into chilled cocktail glass. Squeeze lime zest and garnish on the side.
The guys talk Dougray Scott, modern day westerns, and Ben Foster's greatness this week so tune in!
Act I: What would you do with a corrupt family fortune
Act II: Hell or High Water review
Act III: 0 Shots
Drink of the week: Robber
2 oz Scotch
1 oz Sweet Vermouth
Mix ingredients in mixer, stir, strain into chilled martini glass, drop cherry in the center.
Dalton can't handle the awkwardness in this week's episode as we dive into awful encounters with ladies of the past.
Act I: Dumbest thing you've done for a girl
Act II: The Big Sick review
Act III: 0 Shots/What won't you do for love
Nick - cuckolding
Errol - no poop
Rob - Pegging
Dalton - no poop
Drink of the week: Penicillin
2 oz Scotch
3/4 oz Lemon Juice
3/4 oz Honey syrup
Mix Scotch, lemon juice and honey syrup in a cocktail shaker with ice. Shake and strain into a glass. Spray with islay spray and garnish with candied ginger.
This week the boys talk about the mysterious origins of their insect super powers and review Ant-Man vs The Wasp- Er... Ant-Man and The Wasp.
Act I: The guys talk insect super powers
Rob- African Horned Beetle
Errol- Tarantula Hawk
Dalton- Bombardier Beetle
Act II: Ant-Man and The Wasp review
Act III: Can anyone outdo Paul Rudd's Ant-Man?
Shot Rating: Unanimous 2 shot
Drink of the Week: Red Ant
1.5 oz Rye Whiskey
0.5 oz Kirschwasser
0.5 oz Cherry Heering
1 barspoon Mezcal
2 dash Mole Bitters
The boys sit down to talk Conspiracies before taking on some 80s movie you've probably never heard of.
Act I: Favorite Conspiracy Theory
Nick - Area 51/JFK
Errol - New Coke
Rob - Octopus is Aliens
Dalton - 1985 Draft https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bX1kMlG8c7Y&t=12s
Act II: Blowout Review
Act III: 2 Shots/what would it take to wear a wire
Drink of the Week: Blowjob shot
1 oz Amaretto Liqueur
1 oz Coffee liqueur
1 oz Bailey's
Pour Amaretto first, layer gently with Coffee, then Bailey's. Top with some whipped cream, put your hands behind your back and take it with your mouth. Blowjob. Get it?
Happy Birthday America! The guys sit down to talk about the holiday in general and share some white trash stories from their midwestern ways. Also Nick really doesn't know who people are.
Act I: Independence Day
Act II: Independence Day Review
Act III: 0 Shots/Favorite Richard Gere Movie
Drink of the week: 4th of July Cocktail
1 oz Watermelon Schnapps
1 Slice Jalapeno
1 Slice Lemon
1 Slice Lime
1 1/2 oz Tequila
1/4 oz Blue Curacao
1/2 oz Simple Syrup
Mix Schnapps and Cranberry Juice in shaker. strain into glass with ice.
Muddle Jalapeno, lemon, lime and Tequila, slowly strain, on top of schnapps and Cranberry.
This week we talk ugly celebrities, Nick's dedication to filatio, Errol's utter lack of respect for first dates, and we make a shot bet! Bet you didn't expect this kind of convo from a Werner Herzog film!
Act I: What's more important, face or voice acting?
Act II: Aguirre: The Wrath of God Review
Act III: Should you drink before a date/3 Shots
Drink of the Week: El Dorado
1 Tbsp Honey
1 1/2 oz Lemon Juice
2 oz Tequila
Add ingredients to shaker, shake and strain into tumbler with ice. Garnish with a slice of orange.
In an unprecedented event, Nick refuses to atone for his Shot bet loss, but we'll get to that another time. We're here to talk Incredibles 2 and all it's money making glory! Also somehow women's suffrage gets brought up.
Act I: Demographic reviewers
Act II: Incredibles 2 review
Act III: 14 year gap/1 Shot
Drink of the week: Hypnotiq Breeze
2 oz Hypnotiq Liqueur
1 oz Coconut rum
splash of pineapple juice
Mix all three ingredients in glass with ice and stir. Simple!
For some reason we force westerns on each other, and are quickly learning that that's not the move! But we have to honor our traditions. Along the way we talk the difference between a ladyboy and a ladyman, which Dalton seems to know about.
Act I: Where would you run?
Nick - Thailand
Errol - Mexico
Rob - New Zealand
Dalton - Europe
Act II: All the Pretty Horses review
Act III: 4 Shots/All the Pretty Horses vs. Batman Vs. Superman
Drink of the week: Michelada
12 oz Clamato
2 oz Lime Juice
1 tsp Worcestershire sauce
1/2 tsp maggi seasoning
1 tbsp salt
1/2 tsp. chili powder
Mix Clamato Juice, lime juice, worcestershire sauce, hot sauce, maggi, and beer
Take glass, rub rim with lime, dip in salt/chili powder mix, add ice, and then pour mixture into glass
We're talking Hell again! That's right, the sinful sons sit down to discuss the 90s Keanu Reeves Charlize Theron action film! Just kidding. Here's a supernatural thriller.
Act I: Deal with the Devil
Nick - A chance to meet Emilia Clarke and have a bunch of money
Errol - His soul can't be tortured
Rob - Choose when he dies, and space travel
Dalton - Bench press more weight
Act II: Devil's Advocate review
Act III: 4 Shots/rather see burn in hell? Popcorn or Lawyers.
Drink of the Week: Spicy Devil
2 oz Brandy
1/2 oz White creme de menthe
Pinch Cayenne Pepper
Shake Brandy and mint liqueur, strain into chilled martini glass. Garnish with Cayenne Pepper
We know, don't talk Star Wars with Nick and Errol while they're drinking, but isn't it just a little bit fun? You be the judge!
Act I: What makes a Star Wars Movie
Act II: Solo Review
Act III: What sequel would you like to see/3 Shots
Drink of the Week: Solo Cocktail
Mix it. Don't drive or fly though.
Second Television review of the year this week as the guy's tackle season one of NBC's newer comedy with Ted Danson! No not that one. No, not that one either.
Act I: Our own personal Hell
Act II: The Good Place season 1
Act III: Favorite moment/2.5 shots
Drink of the week: Manhattan - Boulevardier
2 oz Rye
3/4 oz Sweet Red Vermouth
2 dashes Bitters
2 Campari Ice Cubes
Mix 1 1/2 oz water with 1/2 oz Campari and freeze. Take bitters, rye and vermouth and mix in cocktail shaker, pour into a glass and garnish with cherry and Campari ice. drink slow to let the campari melt and turn the drink into a boulevardier
The boys imagine their own "what if" town of western anarchy as we set up a saloon where Errol feeds a crazy Dalton cannibal soup as he shoots up visitors who come to Rob to get new prosthetic limbs made of mercury then they go to Nick's hospital to be assigned exactly two shots of whiskey by Errol and the circle starts over....it's weird. We're weird.
Act I: Old West Occupation
Act II: Maverick Review
Act III: Favorite Scene/ 2 Shots Unanimous
Drink of the week: Poker Face
3 oz Tequila
6 oz Orange Juice
1 1/2 oz Triple Sec
Twist of lime
Shake ingredients together and strain into highball glass. Garnish with your favorite circular fruit and an umbrella toothpick then Ante Up!
A little late's better than never as the guys get deeply philosophical with their act I topic. Oh, and there's a movie review in there somewhere.
Act I: What will we regret as a society?
Act II: Loving Review
Act III: 3 Shots/Tom Hardy impressions
Drink of the week: Black and White Daiquiri
2 oz Coconut Rum
1 oz White Rum
3/4 oz Blackberry Liqueur
1/2 oz lime juice
1/2 oz water
Muddle blackberries, add all other ingredients with ice, shake and strain into a martini glass.
At long last it's here. 10 years in the making and the MoT boys talk full spoilers right out the gate, so if you haven't seen it. Tune out until you do, cause Nick ain't fuckin' around, and neither is Thanos.
Act I: Summer Movie Wager
Act II: Infinity War Review
Act III: How far will they walk it back/0 Shots
Drink of the week: Commonwealth Cocktail
1 1/2 oz blended Scotch whisky
1 oz Hawthorn Drinks Honey and Lavender Shrub
1/2 oz Hawthorn Drinks Dandelion & Burdock Syrup
3-4 Drops Commonwealth Bitters (contains 71 ingredients)
Put ingredients in shaker and shake, double strain into coupe glass.
You ever wonder what those old friends from High School are like now? Maybe you go back home and take a night on the town at the one bar and hang out to catch up? Well we do that every week here at MoT and this week we're doing it with Super Troopers 2!
Act I: Comedy sequels
Act II: Super Troopers 2 Review
Act III: Comedy sequel we want to see/3 Shots
Drink of the Week: The Canadian
Maple leaf candy
2 dashes bitters
1 Large Ice Cube
2 oz Canadian whisky
Cut Maple leaf in half and put in glass with bitters, muddle into paste, add ice and whisky, take lemon peel and squeeze it over glass to get the oils out, then rub the peel around the rim before dropping into glass.
We strap in for yet another awful movie pick from Nick. I guess when you break the seal on 5 Shots, they just flood right in. Tune in to hear us talk a bunch of shit on this awful movie that has a 76% on Rotten tomatoes. Also we talk about people who talk to animals.
Act I: Favorite Zoolingualist
Act II: A Boy and His Dog Review
Act III: 5 Shots
Drink of the Week: Nuclear Daquiri
1/2 oz Bacardi Carta Blanca rum
1/2 ozWray & Nephew Overproof rum
1/2 oz Crème de Banane
1/2 oz sugar syrup
1 1/2 oz lime juice
Lime wheel to garnish
Shake all ingredients in boston shaker and strain into coupe glass