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Jun 28, 2018

This week we talk ugly celebrities, Nick's dedication to filatio, Errol's utter lack of respect for first dates, and we make a shot bet! Bet you didn't expect this kind of convo from a Werner Herzog film!

Act I: What's more important, face or voice acting?

Act II: Aguirre: The Wrath of God Review

Act III: Should you drink before a date/3 Shots

Drink of the Week: El Dorado

1 Tbsp Honey

1 1/2 oz Lemon Juice

2 oz Tequila

Orange Slice

Add ingredients to shaker, shake and strain into tumbler with ice. Garnish with a slice of orange.

Jun 21, 2018

In an unprecedented event, Nick refuses to atone for his Shot bet loss, but we'll get to that another time. We're here to talk Incredibles 2 and all it's money making glory! Also somehow women's suffrage gets brought up.

Act I: Demographic reviewers

Act II: Incredibles 2 review

Act III: 14 year gap/1 Shot

Drink of the week: Hypnotiq Breeze

2 oz Hypnotiq Liqueur

1 oz Coconut rum

splash of pineapple juice

Mix all three ingredients in glass with ice and stir. Simple!

Jun 14, 2018

For some reason we force westerns on each other, and are quickly learning that that's not the move! But we have to honor our traditions. Along the way we talk the difference between a ladyboy and a ladyman, which Dalton seems to know about.

Act I: Where would you run?

Nick - Thailand

Errol - Mexico

Rob - New Zealand

Dalton - Europe

Act II: All the Pretty Horses review

Act III: 4 Shots/All the Pretty Horses vs. Batman Vs. Superman

Drink of the week: Michelada

1 Beer

12 oz Clamato

2 oz Lime Juice

1 tsp Worcestershire sauce

1/2 tsp maggi seasoning

1 tbsp salt

1/2 tsp. chili powder

Mix Clamato Juice, lime juice, worcestershire sauce, hot sauce, maggi, and beer

Take glass, rub rim with lime, dip in salt/chili powder mix, add ice, and then pour mixture into glass

Jun 7, 2018

We're talking Hell again! That's right, the sinful sons sit down to discuss the 90s Keanu Reeves Charlize Theron action film! Just kidding. Here's a supernatural thriller.

Act I: Deal with the Devil

Nick - A chance to meet Emilia Clarke and have a bunch of money

Errol - His soul can't be tortured

Rob - Choose when he dies, and space travel

Dalton - Bench press more weight

Act II: Devil's Advocate review

Act III: 4 Shots/rather see burn in hell? Popcorn or Lawyers.

Drink of the Week: Spicy Devil

2 oz Brandy

1/2 oz White creme de menthe

Pinch Cayenne Pepper

Shake Brandy and mint liqueur, strain into chilled martini glass. Garnish with Cayenne Pepper

May 31, 2018

We know, don't talk Star Wars with Nick and Errol while they're drinking, but isn't it just a little bit fun? You be the judge!

Act I: What makes a Star Wars Movie

Act II: Solo Review

Act III: What sequel would you like to see/3 Shots

Drink of the Week: Solo Cocktail



Mix it. Don't drive or fly though.

May 24, 2018

Second Television review of the year this week as the guy's tackle season one of NBC's newer comedy with Ted Danson! No not that one. No, not that one either. 

Act I: Our own personal Hell

Act II: The Good Place season 1

Act III: Favorite moment/2.5 shots

Drink of the week: Manhattan - Boulevardier

2 oz Rye

3/4 oz Sweet Red Vermouth

2 dashes Bitters


2 Campari Ice Cubes

Mix 1 1/2 oz water with 1/2 oz Campari and freeze. Take bitters, rye and vermouth and mix in cocktail shaker, pour into a glass and garnish with cherry and Campari ice. drink slow to let the campari melt and turn the drink into a boulevardier

May 17, 2018

The boys imagine their own "what if" town of western anarchy as we set up a saloon where Errol feeds a crazy Dalton cannibal soup as he shoots up visitors who come to Rob to get new prosthetic limbs made of mercury then they go to Nick's hospital to be assigned exactly two shots of whiskey by Errol and the circle starts's weird. We're weird.

Act I: Old West Occupation

Act II: Maverick Review

Act III: Favorite Scene/ 2 Shots Unanimous

Drink of the week: Poker Face

3 oz Tequila

6 oz Orange Juice

1 1/2 oz Triple Sec

Twist of lime

Shake ingredients together and strain into highball glass. Garnish with your favorite circular fruit and an umbrella toothpick then Ante Up!

May 12, 2018

A little late's better than never as the guys get deeply philosophical with their act I topic. Oh, and there's a movie review in there somewhere.

Act I: What will we regret as a society?

Act II: Loving Review

Act III: 3 Shots/Tom Hardy impressions

Drink of the week: Black and White Daiquiri

12 Blackberries

2 oz Coconut Rum

1 oz White Rum

3/4 oz Blackberry Liqueur

1/2 oz lime juice

1/2 oz water

Muddle blackberries, add all other ingredients with ice, shake and strain into a martini glass.

May 3, 2018

At long last it's here. 10 years in the making and the MoT boys talk full spoilers right out the gate, so if you haven't seen it. Tune out until you do, cause Nick ain't fuckin' around, and neither is Thanos.

Act I: Summer Movie Wager

Act II: Infinity War Review

Act III: How far will they walk it back/0 Shots

Drink of the week: Commonwealth Cocktail

1 1/2 oz blended Scotch whisky
1 oz Hawthorn Drinks Honey and Lavender Shrub
1/2 oz Hawthorn Drinks Dandelion & Burdock Syrup
3-4 Drops Commonwealth Bitters (contains 71 ingredients)

Put ingredients in shaker and shake, double strain into coupe glass.

Apr 26, 2018

You ever wonder what those old friends from High School are like now? Maybe you go back home and take a night on the town at the one bar and hang out to catch up? Well we do that every week here at MoT and this week we're doing it with Super Troopers 2!

Act I: Comedy sequels

Act II: Super Troopers 2 Review

Act III: Comedy sequel we want to see/3 Shots

Drink of the Week: The Canadian

Maple leaf candy

2 dashes bitters

1 Large Ice Cube

2 oz Canadian whisky

Lemon Peel

Cut Maple leaf in half and put in glass with bitters, muddle into paste, add ice and whisky, take lemon peel and squeeze it over glass to get the oils out, then rub the peel around the rim before dropping into glass.

Apr 19, 2018

We strap in for yet another awful movie pick from Nick. I guess when you break the seal on 5 Shots, they just flood right in. Tune in to hear us talk a bunch of shit on this awful movie that has a 76% on Rotten tomatoes. Also we talk about people who talk to animals.

Act I: Favorite Zoolingualist

Act II: A Boy and His Dog Review

Act III: 5 Shots

Drink of the Week: Nuclear Daquiri

1/2 oz Bacardi Carta Blanca rum
1/2 ozWray & Nephew Overproof rum
1/2 oz Crème de Banane 
1/2 oz sugar syrup
1 1/2 oz lime juice
Lime wheel to garnish

Shake all ingredients in boston shaker and strain into coupe glass


Apr 12, 2018

Dalton returns to grace us with his presence and sit us down to talk about a 3 and a half hour classic by none other than, you guessed it, Akira Kurasawa. Our review of his entire catalog is nearing completion, and you can pretty much guess at this point what each of us will think about it if you've listened to previous reviews of Kurasawa's movies we've done. Nonetheless, we ramble, we love, and we drink!

Act I: Favorite Type of Warrior

Act II: Seven Samurai review

Act III: 2.5 Shots/Favorite Samurai

Drink of the week: Seven Samurai Sunrise

1 oz Cointreau

1 oz Brokers London Dry Gin

1 oz Yoshinogawa Winter Warrior Junmai Ginjo Sake

1/2 oz Cantaloupe

1/2 oz Pineapple juice

1 egg white.

Dry shake/Shake/Strain, garnish with Peychauds bitters pattern. 

Apr 5, 2018

Another lady joins the MoT crew this week with special guest Claudia Santangelo! She stops in to give the guys a what's what on alcohol, and gave us her own drink of the week for our movie! Be sure to check out for more of her cocktails, travel blogs and poetic whiskey tumblers! And as always, enjoy, ya filthy animals.

Act I: Words, Whiskey and Wanderlust

Act II: Days of Thunder review

Act III: 2 Shots/Favorite Tom Cruise Movie

Drink of the week: Rolling Thunder

1 1/2 oz peach liqueur
1/2 oz orange liqueur (cointreau, grand marnier...)
1/2 oz whisky
1/2 oz peach schnapps
1/2 oz Orange Juice
1/2 oz Pineapple juice 

Pour the peach liqueur, triple sec, bourbon whiskey and peach schnapps into a cocktail shaker half-filled with crushed ice. Shake well, and strain into a frosted glass mug with a few ice cubes. Fill with orange and pineapple juice, to taste, and stir. Garnish with a slice of orange centered on the rim.

Mar 29, 2018

Special guest Courtney Porter joins in on this week's review to help prove the Mot boys aren't misogynists as we get fancy with a foreign Flick. Apologies for audio issues, as we did a different method of recording for this one.

Act I: Courtney Porter

Act II: Force Majeure Review

Act III: 2 Shots/ Go-to comedy/comedian

Drink of the Week: Avalanche Cocktail

2 oz Banana liqueur

1 oz Creme liqueur

1/2 oz Amaretto liqueur

1 oz Half and half

1 oz Milk

1/2 Banana

blend all ingredients together with ice and serve in a collins glass with a banana slice as garnish and serve to your best lactose intolerant friend.

Mar 22, 2018

Dalton returns from his hiatus to say hi and hit us with an Improv pick from Mike Burbiglia, and he finally gets to talk about the PC madness and social justice warrior mentality in comedy, which is something we've definitely danced around often in the past. Let Dalton know how much you missed him this week on MoT!

Act I: PC ruins comedy

Act II: Don't Think Twice Review

Act III: Dalton's movie progress/3 Shots

Drink of the Week: Improv Vodka Old Fashioned

2 oz Vodka

Lemon Wheel

Dashes Bitters

Sugar Cube

Club Soda

Put Lemon Wheel, bitters, and sugar cube in glass and muddle together, then mix in Vodka and a splash of Club Soda and stir with ice.

Mar 17, 2018

Special Guest Zach Smorch joins in to help us review an Edgar Wright cult classic! No, not that one. No, not that one either. Fine. It's Scott Pilgrim Vs. The World. Zach puts the rest of the MoT boys to shame with his own drunkenness in honor of the holiday. You're Welcome Derek. If anyone else wants us to review a movie of their choice on the holiday, write us at with a suggestion!

Act I: St. Patrick's Day

Act II: Scott Pilgrim Vs. The World

Act III: Favorite Ex in the movie/2 shots

Drink of the Week: Green Beer

Your favorite Pilsner + Blue dye. That's it. Get blacked out!

Mar 14, 2018

Nick subjects us to his March new release pick as we talk about the classic YA novel turned film A Wrinkle in Time! March is a slow month, so you'll have to forgive us, for we are very unforgiving in this episode, even without Dalton's cynicism. Enjoy?

Act I: YA Novels

Act II: A Wrinkle in Time Review

Act III: Ramblings/ 5 Shots!

Drink of the Week: Tesseract

1 1/2 oz Gin

1/2 oz Aperol

2 oz Grapefruit Juice

Mix ingredients together in a shaker and shake, strain into a chilled cocktail glass. Drink a lot of them for this movie

Mar 9, 2018

It's a calmer sea in the MoT liquor pool sans Dalton this week. Could be the subject matter, could be like missing a Beatle! You tell us, cause we're in for a morbid episode as we tackle season one of the only show that doesn't let you avoid thinking about death for 13 episodes straight.

Act I: How are you going to die?

Act II: Six Feet Under Review

Act III: Best season 1 you've seen/ 2 Shots

Drink of the Week: Six Feet Under Cocktail

1/2 oz Everclear

1 1/2 oz Root Liqueur

1/2 oz Faretti

Ginger Ale

Mint, lime, bitters

Muddle together mint, lime and bitters in a cocktail glass. Add alcohol, and fill with Ginger Ale.

Mar 1, 2018

Dalton sticks around for one more week to sit with us as we talk best and worst in terms of music videos before taking on that old CG movie you may have seen commercials for in the past, but just never got around to seeing. We've also listed links to all the music videos below in the show notes, if you're interested in visualizing what we're talking about.

Act I: Music Videos

Act II: 9 Review

Act III: Childhood movie most afraid of rewatching

Drink of the Week: Absinthe

1 1/2 oz absinthe

6 oz water

Sugar Cube

Use absinthe spoon to lay sugar cube on over glass with absinthe in it. Light sugar cube on fire, then slowly allow water to drip onto the flame, dousing it and letting it drip into the glass, filling it. Enjoy.


Music Videos

Freedom! 90 - George Michael

Miss Atomic Bomb - The Killers

The Man - The Killers

Serotonia - Highly Suspect

3005 - Childish Gambino

Tonight, Tonight - Smashing Pumpkins

Across the Universe - Fiona Apple

Loyalty - Kendrick Lamar

Ghosts - Mint Trip

Feb 22, 2018

Meta vs. inside joke is our sidetrack this week on the way to discussing all things Marvel in the latest addition to the MCU. Nick's memory betrays him yet again and Dalton becomes pressured to define foil. We also have some changes coming soon to the podcast, but don't worry! We'll always be here for you, dear listeners. Also we do a shot bet on the sex of Rob's future kid.

Act I: Favorite Marvel Villains

Act II: Black Panther review

Act III: Dalton's leaving/ 1 Shot

Drink of the Week: Dawa Cocktail

1 teaspoon sugar

2 oz vodka

Quarter lime

crushed ice

Dawa stick in honey

put lime, sugar and vodka in glass and muddle with a Dawa stick dipped in honey. Add crushed ice and enjoy!

Feb 15, 2018

The boys sit to argue about genres, subgenres, whether or not it's ok to slap a woman around for answers, and why we think it's funny anyway. It wouldn't be MoT without some passionate and pointless arguments, so let's dive in!

Act I: Who would star in the movie of your life?

Act II: Chinatown Review

Act III: Favorite Jack Nicholson movie/ 0 Shots

Drink of the Week: Tom Collins with lime

2 oz gin

1 1/2 oz lemon juice

3/4 oz simple syrup

Club soda

Lime wedge

Mix gin, lemon juice and syrup in a shaker, shake and strain into Collins glass with ice, garnish with a lime wedge.


Feb 14, 2018

We're doing bonus holiday episodes this year with requests from listeners! This pick comes from OG listener Alex! We also spend our time talking about the commercialism of Valentine's Day and why we should still give a shit about it regardless. If you want us to do a movie you think is great send us your picks at

Act I: Valentine's Day

Act II: Sunshine Review

Act III: Chuck Klosterman/ 1.5 Shots

Drink of the Week: Between the Sheets

1 oz Cognac

1 oz Triple Sec

1 oz Light Rum

Garnish: Heartshaped strawberry

Shake ingredients together and strain into a cocktail glass. Garnish with a personalized strawberrry heart!

Feb 8, 2018

A consensus among us this week with another classic movie as we talk about why we bother, Dalton tries to figure out what we're talking about, and another classic Nick V. Errol, but in a positive way? If that's even possible. Find out and let us know!

Act I: Why we review old movies

Act II: The Thin Man review

Act III: Abortion/ 0 shots

Drink of the Week: Martini

2 oz Gin

1 1/2 oz Dry Vermouth

Shake ingredients together in a rhythm and then strain into a martini glass. Garnish with an olive or lemon peel.

Feb 1, 2018

This week the boys talk about their childhood fears before taking a deep dive into one of the original slasher horror films in this 80s filled episode of Movies on Tap!

Act I: Most terrifying childhood memory

Act II: A Nightmare on Elm Street review

Act III: When was her last dream/ 2.5 Shots

Drink of the week: Nightmare Cocktail

1 oz Dry Gin

1/2 Cherry Liqueur

1 oz Red Wine

2 oz Orange Juice

Mix ingredients together in cocktail shaker, shake and strain into a martini glass, garnish with a cherry on the rim.

Jan 25, 2018

Well, if you thought the boys have been a little too agreeable this year, do we have a doozy for you! This is one of those occasions where the act I topic superscedes the actual review. The MoT boys get into it over fighting Hollywood actors, and somehow work out reviewing the best romance of the past 5 years, at least.

Act I: Which actor would you beat up to get their fortune?

Act II: The Shape of Water

Act III: .5 Shots

Drink of the week: Water Infusion

Very simple process really. Take a favorite fruit, such as watermelon. Soak it in water overnight, then strain into cocktail glass and mix with your favorite liquor over ice. Stir and enjoy.

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