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Nov 8, 2018

You better gear up this week cause we're talking cars for like 30 minutes! If you can't tell, at least half of us don't know what we're talking about, but we try, and that's the beauty of this almost live podcast!

Act I: What's your favorite car?

Act II: Drive review - 1/2 shot

Act III: Favorite arthouse movie

Nick - Blade Runner

Errol - Drive

Rob - Safety Not Guaranteed

Dalton - Oldboy

Drink of the week: Pink Passion

2 oz peach schnapps

2 oz Tequila Rose

Splash cranberry

Splash sprite

Put schnapps, tequila and cranberry in shaker with ice and shake, strain into cosmo glass and top with sprite. Garnish with a lemon twist.

After Credits - Episode 67 Quiz Show

Nov 1, 2018

Nick's on the outs once again this week as he tries to force an awful analogy into this movie, so be sure to stay tuned, cause it gets pretty ugly.

Act I: Movies about Movies and what genre would yours be?

Nick - Scifi

Errol - Zany comedy

Rob - Horror

Dalton - Horror

Act II: The Disaster Artist Review 1 Shot

Act III: Drinking Rules

Nick - Take a shot when you see James Franco's Ass

Errol - Finish your drink when James Franco says "Stella."

Rob - Drink when a famous friend of Franco shows up

Dalton - Drink when James Franco says "What is line"

Drink of the Week: Scotchka

Equal parts Vodka and Scotch. Don't drink it.

After Credits - Alien: Covenant

Oct 31, 2018

You wouldn't know it was Halloween with all the places we go to during our act I topic, but drunken ramblings are what you signed up for!

Act I: Halloween/90s/history channel/chastity belts/Oscars

Act II: Evil Dead 2

Act III: Drinking Rules

Nick - Drink when Ash gets Blood on him

Errol - Finish your drink when Ash turns back to human

Rob - Drink when a character's introduced to die

Dalton - Two drinks when Ash uses a new weapon

Drink of the Week: Witch's Heart

1 1/2 oz Apple Vodka

3 oz Blackberry Liqueur

Splash grenadine

Powdered dry ice

Combine Vodka and Liqueur in shaker. Shake and strain into martini glass. Slowly pour in Grenadine, sprinkle powdered dry ice on top.

Oct 27, 2018

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Act I: What famous figure would you go to school with and what grade?

Nick - 9th Carl Jung

Errol - 10th Sydney Reilly

Rob 10th Jesus Christ

Dalton - 9th George Clooney

Act II: Only Yesterday Review - 3 Shots

Act III: What's your favorite fruit?

Nick - Everything

Errol - Pineapple

Rob - Cherry

Dalton - Kiwi

Oct 25, 2018

Four Bros get down and dirty with a classic coming of age story this week on MoT! Unorthodox for October, sure, but Nick sometimes just needs to get his feelings out.

Act I: Who knows?

Act II: My Girl Review 1.5 Shots

Act III: Drinking Rules

Nick: Drink when Veda thinks she has an illness

Errol: Finish your drink when someone says they're getting married

Rob: Take a shot when a kid dies

Dalton: Two drinks whenever a bee is mentioned

Drink of the week: Bee's Knees cocktail

2 oz Gin

3/4 oz Honey

3/4 oz Lemon Juice

Mix ingredients together in cocktail shaker and shake with ice. Strain into cocktail glass and garnish with a lemon peel.

After Credits - Episode 67: Primer

Oct 20, 2018

Nick takes forever to get started, Errol reveals he thinks directors are ugly and actors aren't people, Rob envisions an underground MoT bunker, and Dalton spoils his review of next week's movie!

Act I: What would your nuclear bunker look like?

Act II: Dr. Strangelove Review  1 Shot

Act III: Would you torture your actors?

Drink of the Week: Atomic Cocktail

1 1/2 oz Vodka

1 1/2 oz Brandy

1/2 Dry Sherry

1 1/2 oz Brut Champagne

Combine Vodka, Brandy and sherry in shaker with ice and shake. Strain into a large martini glass, top with champagne and garnish with orange wedge.

Oct 11, 2018

Sans Nick you may notice much more rambling than you ever thought possible this week as we struggle to pick up the slack!

Act I: Solo films without referencing the hero

Act II: Venom review 4 Shots/Unanimous

Act III: Drinking Rules

E: Anytime Venoms says 'We' take a drink

R: Anytime something doesn't get reported take two drinks

D: Anytime Venom references food take a drink

Drink of the week: Snakebite

Half a pint Cider

Halfa a pint dark beer.

Pour Cider first, then follow with dark beer on top. Layerz.

Post Credits - Ghost in the Shell

Oct 4, 2018

We take a trip all the way back to the '30s this week to check out Errol's namesake and judge him for it! Along the way, Nick takes the pun crown from Errol and Rob talks about what it's like not to sleep with a newborn! Also Dalton spreads rumors about Corona.

Act I: Favorite on screen Chemistry

Nick - Walter White and Jessie Pinkman

Errol - Dutch Wagenbach and Claudette Wyms

Rob - Richard Pryor and Gene Wilder

Act II: Captain Blood Review

2 Shots/unanimous

Act III: Drinking Rules

Nick - Take a shot when Captain Blood Martyrs himself

Errol - Take a drink everytime the crew laughs at Captain Blood's jokes

Rob - Finish your drink when Captain's Blood's life changes

Dalton - Take two drinks everytime someone says "A pirate and a thief"

Drink of the Week: Blood and Sand

3/4 oz Blood orange juice

3/4 oz Sweet Vermouth

3/4 oz Cherry Brandy

3/4 oz Blended Scotch

Mix all ingredients in a Collins glass with ice and stir. Splash some Orange juice on top and light an orange peel and dip into drink for garnish.

 

Post Credits - Basic Instinct

Sep 27, 2018

I once knew a Nickw who swallowed a fly. This week we might have our first vomiter! The boys are surprisingly cordial during a topic that is debated frequently on this very podcast before we review another Tom Cruise drug movie...wait, how many have there been again?

Act I: Narration

Act II: American Made Review

Act III: 2 Shots/what drug would you not feel guilty about smuggling

Nick, Rob and Dalton - Pharmaceutical

Errol - All of them

Drink of the week - Macua

1 1/2 oz Rum

1 oz guava juice

1 oz orange juice

1 oz lemon juice

1/2 oz simple syrup

Add ingredients to cocktail shaker and shake with ice. Strain into collins glass filled with ice and garnish with an orange slice and candied cherry.

After Credits - The 39 Steps

Sep 20, 2018

Rob is out with a newborn baby, so this week we bring in Nick's wife Rachael to substitute.

Act I: Summer Movie Wager/Legasequels

Act II: The Predator review

Act III: Drinking rules/4 Shots

Nick - Take a shot when the predator uses a child's map to locate the heroes

Errol - Take a drink when Tom Jane has a tourrettes outburst

Rachael - Take a drink when someone dies

Dalton - Take two drinks when you see Predator blood.

Drink of the week: Don Julio Paloma

2 oz Don Julio

3 oz Grapefruit Juice

Club Soda

Mix Don Julio and Grapefruit together in shaker with ice. Shake and strain into collins glass with salt rim. Top with soda and garnish with grapefruit wedge.

Sep 13, 2018

Nick confesses to sitting in at the kiddie corner of the library during reads as we talk favorite authors, anxiety and depression. 

Act I: Favorite Author

Nick - J.K. Rowling

Errol - Robert Charles Wilson

Rob - Kurt Vonnegut

Dalton - George R.R. Martin

Act II: The End of the Tour review

Act III: 2 Shots/Will you re-read

Drink of the Week: Infinite Zest

2 oz bourbon

Sugar Cube

2 dashes orange bitters

Orange twist

Muddle sugar and bitters in glass, add bourbon, stir and pour into cocktail glass with whiskey sphere. squeeze orange twist and rub rim before dropping it in with the drink. Enjoy, you classy bastards!

 

Post Credits episode: The Assassination of Jesse James by the Coward Robert Ford

 

Sep 6, 2018

Nick sees a lot of his own self loathing while Dalton and Errol tend to avoid it this week as we sit down to talk about Hulu's breakout series and also what we'd do in the same situation!

Act I: If we were the last 4 fertile men, what would happen?

Act II: The Handmaid's Tale review

Act III: 4 Shots/What Character do you see the worst of yourself in?

Drink of the week: Plum Negroni

2 Cherry plums, pitted

1/2 Black plum

1 oz Gin

2 tsp. Sugar

1 oz Aperol

Orange Twist

Muddle plums and sugar together, add gin and aperol. Fill glass with ice, stir and pour into collins glass. Add soda and garnish with orange twist and black plum.

 

After credits - Ghost in the Shell

Aug 30, 2018

Your favorite alcoholics sit down to discuss their favorite places to haunt this week on Movies on Tap!

Aug 23, 2018

Does the cinematic experience still matter? Does Errol need to learn to shut his mouth more often? Does Nick have a problem with Asian people? Answers to all this and more for our August New Release review!

Act I: Cinematic experience vs. Netflix

Act II: Crazy Rich Asians review

Act III: How packed was your theather/2 shots

Drink of the week: Singapore Sling

3/4 oz Gin

1/4 oz Grand Marnier

1/4 Cherry Liqueur

1/2 oz Herbal Liqueur

1 oz Pineapple Juice

1/2 oz Lime Juice

Dash of bitters

Combine all ingredients in shaker with ice. Shake and strain into highball glass with a splash of soda. Garnish with Orange slice and Cherry.

Aug 16, 2018

Errol's Audio issues aside, we plow ahead trying to review a weird 90s movie that Nick so desperately wants to use to prove he's cultured.

Act I: How high is too high?

Act II: How High Review

Act III: 3 Shots/Weirdest thing you smoked out of

Drink of the week: Weed Whiskey Sazerac

Soak 1/4 oz of weed in bottle of whiskey. Shake once per day. The longer you leave it the more potent it will be. Strain through a cheese cloth to filter for weed whiskey.

2 oz Weed Whiskey

2 dashes Peychaud Bitters

splash water

sugar cube

muddle sugar, bitters and water together. Stir in whiskey and add another dash bitters. Strain into tumbler.

 

Post Credits Episode: Basic Instinct

Aug 9, 2018

It's pretty one sided this week as the boys talk ridiculousness in films and what we can or can't stand, as well as Rob and Nick going into a segue about World War II somewhere along the line for some reason.

Act I: Ridiculousness in Movies

Act II: Black Sheep Review

Act III: 2.5 Shots/Favorite Campy movie

Drink of the Week: Maitai

2 oz Stolen Rum

1/2 oz Orange Curacao

1/2 oz orgeat syrup

1/2 oz lime juice

Shake ingredients together in a shaker with ice and strain into an old fashioned glass filled with ice. Garnish with a slice of pineapple.

Aug 2, 2018

We start off pretty vulgar before getting into Nick's topic that Errol just can't seem to understand this week before we talk about eugenics!

Act I: What dream would you leave your life for?

Act II: Gattaca Review

Act III: 2 Shots/

Drink of the Week: Gattaca Cocktail

2 oz Gin

1/2 oz Apple Juice

1/2 oz Thyme Syrup

Lemon zest

Combine gin, apple juice, thyme syrup in shaker with ice. Shake and strain into chilled cocktail glass. Squeeze lime zest and garnish on the side.

Jul 26, 2018

The guys talk Dougray Scott, modern day westerns, and Ben Foster's greatness this week so tune in!

Act I: What would you do with a corrupt family fortune

Act II: Hell or High Water review

Act III: 0 Shots

Drink of the week: Robber

2 oz Scotch

1 oz Sweet Vermouth

dash bitters

Cherry

Mix ingredients in mixer, stir, strain into chilled martini glass, drop cherry in the center.

Jul 19, 2018

Dalton can't handle the awkwardness in this week's episode as we dive into awful encounters with ladies of the past.

Act I: Dumbest thing you've done for a girl

Act II: The Big Sick review

Act III: 0 Shots/What won't you do for love

Nick - cuckolding

Errol - no poop

Rob - Pegging

Dalton - no poop

Drink of the week: Penicillin

2 oz Scotch

3/4 oz Lemon Juice

3/4 oz Honey syrup

Candied Ginger

Islay spray

Mix Scotch, lemon juice and honey syrup in a cocktail shaker with ice. Shake and strain into a glass. Spray with islay spray and garnish with candied ginger.

Jul 13, 2018

This week the boys talk about the mysterious origins of their insect super powers and review Ant-Man vs The Wasp- Er... Ant-Man and The Wasp.

 

Act I: The guys talk insect super powers

Nick- Scorpion
Rob- African Horned Beetle
Errol- Tarantula Hawk
Dalton- Bombardier Beetle

Act II: Ant-Man and The Wasp review

Act III: Can anyone outdo Paul Rudd's Ant-Man?

Shot Rating: Unanimous 2 shot

Drink of the Week: Red Ant

1.5 oz Rye Whiskey
0.5 oz Kirschwasser
0.5 oz Cherry Heering
1 barspoon Mezcal
2 dash Mole Bitters

Jul 5, 2018

The boys sit down to talk Conspiracies before taking on some 80s movie you've probably never heard of.

Act I: Favorite Conspiracy Theory

Nick - Area 51/JFK

Errol - New Coke

Rob - Octopus is Aliens

Dalton - 1985 Draft https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bX1kMlG8c7Y&t=12s

Act II: Blowout Review

Act III: 2 Shots/what would it take to wear a wire

Drink of the Week: Blowjob shot

1 oz Amaretto Liqueur

1 oz Coffee liqueur

1 oz Bailey's

Whipped Cream

Pour Amaretto first, layer gently with Coffee, then Bailey's. Top with some whipped cream, put your hands behind your back and take it with your mouth. Blowjob. Get it?

Jul 4, 2018

Happy Birthday America! The guys sit down to talk about the holiday in general and share some white trash stories from their midwestern ways. Also Nick really doesn't know who people are.

Act I: Independence Day

Act II: Independence Day Review

Act III: 0 Shots/Favorite Richard Gere Movie

Drink of the week: 4th of July Cocktail

1 oz Watermelon Schnapps

Cranberry Juice

1 Slice Jalapeno

1 Slice Lemon

1 Slice Lime

1 1/2 oz Tequila

1/4 oz Blue Curacao

1/2 oz Simple Syrup

Mix Schnapps and Cranberry Juice in shaker. strain into glass with ice.

Muddle Jalapeno, lemon, lime and Tequila, slowly strain, on top of schnapps and Cranberry.

Jun 28, 2018

This week we talk ugly celebrities, Nick's dedication to filatio, Errol's utter lack of respect for first dates, and we make a shot bet! Bet you didn't expect this kind of convo from a Werner Herzog film!

Act I: What's more important, face or voice acting?

Act II: Aguirre: The Wrath of God Review

Act III: Should you drink before a date/3 Shots

Drink of the Week: El Dorado

1 Tbsp Honey

1 1/2 oz Lemon Juice

2 oz Tequila

Orange Slice

Add ingredients to shaker, shake and strain into tumbler with ice. Garnish with a slice of orange.

Jun 21, 2018

In an unprecedented event, Nick refuses to atone for his Shot bet loss, but we'll get to that another time. We're here to talk Incredibles 2 and all it's money making glory! Also somehow women's suffrage gets brought up.

Act I: Demographic reviewers

Act II: Incredibles 2 review

Act III: 14 year gap/1 Shot

Drink of the week: Hypnotiq Breeze

2 oz Hypnotiq Liqueur

1 oz Coconut rum

splash of pineapple juice

Mix all three ingredients in glass with ice and stir. Simple!

Jun 14, 2018

For some reason we force westerns on each other, and are quickly learning that that's not the move! But we have to honor our traditions. Along the way we talk the difference between a ladyboy and a ladyman, which Dalton seems to know about.

Act I: Where would you run?

Nick - Thailand

Errol - Mexico

Rob - New Zealand

Dalton - Europe

Act II: All the Pretty Horses review

Act III: 4 Shots/All the Pretty Horses vs. Batman Vs. Superman

Drink of the week: Michelada

1 Beer

12 oz Clamato

2 oz Lime Juice

1 tsp Worcestershire sauce

1/2 tsp maggi seasoning

1 tbsp salt

1/2 tsp. chili powder

Mix Clamato Juice, lime juice, worcestershire sauce, hot sauce, maggi, and beer

Take glass, rub rim with lime, dip in salt/chili powder mix, add ice, and then pour mixture into glass

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