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Four friends sit down and drunkenly discuss movies, all while accidentally spoiling them through slurs
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Feb 13, 2020

Act I: Movies on Tap Dos and Don'ts- A Guide to Valentine's Day

Act II: You've Got Male (Perspective)

Act III: Shot Ratings and Drinking Rules:

R - 1 Shots and Take a long drink every time you hear, "You've Got Mail."

K - 1 Shots and Drink every time someone gets an instant message

N - 1 Shots and Drink for every time someone says, "F-O-X."

Drink of the Week:

Mezcal Negroni

Mezcal

Campari

Sweet vermouth

 

Sweetheart Daquari

Dark Rum

Ginger Infused Light Rum

Tsp Marachino Cherry Syrup

2 Maraschino Cherries

Pineapple Juice

Lime Juice

For either drink: Pour ingredients in a shaker and shake. Strain over ice, please. 

Feb 13, 2020

Kaitlyn, Nick, and Rob pony up for their Oscar bets, talk girl power in cinema, and breakdown DC's latest addition to the Comic Book (Anti) Hero franchise. 

Feb 6, 2020

Act I: A Brief History of Anime

Act II: Perfect Blue Review 

Act III: Shot Ratings and Drinking Rules:

R - 0 Shots and Take a shot for each murder

K - 0 Shots and Drink every time you see the stalker

N - 1 Shots and Drink for Every time the main character is taken advantage of

Drink of the Week:

The Moody Blue

Blue curocau

Gin

Sweet vermouth

Fresh OJ

Pour ingredients in a shaker and shake. Strain over ice, or not, we're not your parents. 

Jan 30, 2020

This week the crew breakdown their Oscar predictions before reviewing the first New Release of the year, The Gentlemen. We dig into Guy Ritchie's latest film, comparing it against the likes of Lock, Stock, and Two Smoking Barrels, and Sherlock Holmes. 

Jan 23, 2020

Oh, you thought this was a single Spielberg review week? No way. We are back with our second review of the year with our second Spielberg flick of the year, Close Encounters of the Third Kind. This week our intrepid trio talk about their favorite movie scores and dive deep into Spielberg's foray into space.

Jan 20, 2020

We are back with our first review of the new year! Kaitlyn, Nick, and Rob look back at a beloved movie from our childhood and determine if it stands the test of time. But first, we discuss who our favorite comedian-turned-actors are and discover some surprising stars who got their starts on the comedy stage. So listen in this week as we dissect Hook in our somewhat educated, always irreverent style! 

Jan 13, 2020

Here it is! The second half of our epic Top 100 movies list. Sorry for the late release. We can just chalk it up to suspense building, yeah? 

This episode, Errol, Dalton, Nick, and Rob work out the final 50 movies of the 21st Century so far. 

And what do you think? Did your favorites make the list? Or did we get it totally wrong? Let us know down in the comments! 

Jan 2, 2020

For the final episodes of the year, Errol, Dalton, Nick, and Rob determine the Top 100 movies of the last 20 years. From Pan's Labyrinth to The Incredibles, we cover the best of what Hollywood had to present from 2000-2020. 

Movies on Tap has tons of changes for 2020 coming your way, so stay tuned for another year of drunken movie reviews with occasional deep insights. Happy New Year, Tappers.

Dec 26, 2019

This week Nick ditches us to spend quality time with his family for the holidays, loser. So Rob takes the helm and promptly beaches the ship as we talk about the latest installment of Star Wars. SPOILERS: From minute 59-110 we discuss major film spoilers. 

Act 1: Best 90s Films

Act 2: Rise Of Skywalker Review

Act 3: Shot Rating

Errol - 5 Shots

Dalton - 3 Shots

Rob - 3 Shots

Total Shot Rating - 4 Shots

Dec 19, 2019

Act I: Musicals

Act II: Singin' In The Rain Review 

Act III: Shot Ratings and Drinking Rules:

R - 1 Shots and Take a Drink every time someone sings

K - 0 Shots and Drink every time Lina can't act

N - 2 Shots and take a Shot every time someone sings in the rain

Drink of the Week:

1 part Blueberry Vodka

2 parts Lemonade

1 part Seltzer 

Shake lemonade and Voda, strain into a glass with crushed ice and frozen blueberries. Top with an umbrella. UMBRELLA NOT OPTIONAL.

Dec 12, 2019

Act I: Who wins The Streaming Wars?

Act II: Modern Love Review 

Act III: Shot Ratings and Drinking Rules:

N - 1 Shot and Drink every time a tennis ball flies over the fence 

D - 1 Shot and Drink for every fight

R - 2 Shots and Take a shot every time a relationship doesn't work

E - 1 Shot and Drink every time someone kisses

Drink of the Week:

L'Amour Moderne

2.5 parts Vodka

1 part Grapefruit Juice

2 parts Pomegranate Juice

1 dash Bitters

1 part Passionfruit Syrup

0.25 part Lime Juice

Shake ingredients together and pour into a chilled martini glass and garnish with orange zest. 

Dec 5, 2019

Act I: What's your cinematic and gastronomic get better quick pick?

Act II: Snatch Review 

Act III: Shot Ratings and Drinking Rules:

R - 0 Shots and Take a Shot for every human death on screen

K - 0 Shots and Sip for every time you see the diamond

N - 0 Shots and Drink for Every time someone calls a dog a "deg"

Drink of the Week:

Gypsy Queen

2oz Vodka

1oz Benedictine

2 dashes Angostura Bitters 

Add to glass with ice, stir, enjoy with your queen. 

Nov 29, 2019

Join Nick, Dalton and Rob this week as they celebrate the 200th episode with a review of the James Cameron mega-hit Titanic. Since it is also Thanksgiving, we discuss our favorite Thanksgiving movies and try to figure out just what in the world is going on with cranberry salad.

Nov 21, 2019

Dalton and Errol fell off the back of a train so Kaitlyn steps in to fill the gender gap for this episode. We delve into the influential noir Double Indemnity and determine what truly is the perfect crime. Get your matches ready because we are chainsmoking our way through this week's review.

Nov 14, 2019

Act I: What would you do during the Purge?

Act II: The First Purge Review

E - 5 Shots

R - 4 Shot

D - 4 Shots

N - 4 Shots

Rating - 4 Shots

Act III: Drinking Rules

E - Take a drink for every new person with glowing eyes 

R - Take a shot for every Skeletor kill

D - Drink every time someone gets purged

N - Take two drinks every time a doll explodes

Drink of the Week: The Purge Cocktail

Ice

Campari

Grenadine

Ice

Pour in liquid ingredients and add to blender. Blend in ice until combined. Pour into a cocktail glass and drink.

Nov 11, 2019

Act I: Favorite Redemption Moments in Film?

Act II: Terminator: Dark Fate Review

E - 2 Shots

R - 2 Shot

D - 2 Shots

N - 1 Shots

Rating -  Shots

Act III: Drinking Rules

E - Drink every time Grace and Sarah bicker. 

R - Take a long drink every time something explodes

D - Drink every time Rev 9 splits

N - Drink every time there's a callback to, "I'll be back." 

Drink of the Week: 'I'll be back'

Ice

3/4 oz Maraschino Liquor

1/4 oz Simple Syrup

1 oz lime juice

2 oz Overproof Spiced Rum

2 Maraschino Cherries

Add ice to a cocktail shaker, pour in liquid ingredients, shake well. Strain into a cocktail glass over ice. Add two Maraschino Cherries. 

Oct 31, 2019

This Halloween we review a fan request from Alex Dove with Mask of Zorro. Errol is away this week but luckily the coolest, most interesting hosts are still here. Enjoy this Halloween Special and Happy Halloween!

Oct 21, 2019

Act I: What scared you most as a child?

Act II: Among the Living review

Nick - 3

Errol - 4

Rob - 2

Kaitelyn - 4

Act III: Drinking Rules

Nick - Drink every time someone gets hit in the face

Errol - Shot for every gore scene

Rob - Shot for micro-penis

Kaitelyn - Drink for every inhaler puff

Drink of the Week: French Martini

1 1/2 oz Chambord Vodka

1/2 oz Chambord liqueur

1 1/2 oz Pineapple juice

Add ingredients to cocktail shaker with ice. Shake and strain into a martini glass, garnish with Pineapple leaf

Post Credits - 

Oct 17, 2019

Act I: What Is Your Favorite Cult Film?

Act II: Mandy Review 

Act III: Shot Ratings and Drinking Rules:

R - 3 Shots and Take a Shot for Every Animation

K - 4 Shots and Drink for all Slow Motion Sequences

E - 4 Shots and Shot for Every Nick Cage Smile

N - 2 Shots and Drink for Every New Light Filter

Drink of the Week:

1oz Vodka

1oz Tequila

1oz Amaretto 

Stir in Old Fashion Glass and Enjoy. Or don't. Do what you do.

 

Why are you still reading this? This is a listening medium, not a reading one. 

Oct 10, 2019

Act I: What would it take to make you go crazy from one bad day?

Act II: Joker Review

E - 5 Shots

R - 1 Shot

D - 2 Shots

N - 3 Shots

Rating - 3 Shots

Act III: Drinking Rules

E - Drink when the movie asks you to feel bad about him

R - Drink every time you realize a sequence was fake

D - Drink every time he laughs

N - Drink every time this Batman universe contradicts what you understand the Batman universe to be. 

Drink of the Week: BANG!

1 cup Ice

1 1/2 oz Tequila

1/2 oz Triple Sec

1 oz lime juice

2 oz Sour Mix

Blend ingredients in shaker, pour into a margarita glass with ice, insert a straw, then pour Bacardi 151 in the straw and give it to a friend!

Oct 3, 2019

Act I: Scariest sci-fi creatures & reminisce about childhood heroines 

Act II: Aliens

Nick - 1 Shots

Kaitlyn - 0 Shots

Rob - 0 Shots

*No outlier shot was taken this week since we had only three hosts

Act III: Drinking Rules

Nick - Drink every time someone gets sprayed with acid

Kaitlyn - Drink every time something's moist

Rob - Take a shot every time an alien dies in a scene

 

Drink of the Week: Idle Hands

2 oz Clarified banana rum*
 
14 oz Banana syrup**
 
34 oz Lime Juice

Use your everyday kitchen centrifuge to spin out your solution of 150g ripened banans, 1 L of white rum, and 2g pectin. But not before you blend the aforementioned solution in a high powered blender until it reaches 100 degrees F. Simple, right?

Post Credits - Alienssss with an S

Sep 26, 2019

Act I: Is Nicholas Cage a good actor?

Act II: Mom and Dad

Nick - 4 Shots

Errol - 4 Shots

Rob - 4 Shots

Dalton - 4 Shots

Act III: Drinking Rules

Nick - Drink for every Nicholas Cage

Errol - Shot for every death

Rob - Drink for bodily fluids

Dalton - Drink for murder pun

Drink of the Week: Monkey Brain Shooter

2 oz Vodka

1/2 oz Lemon Juice

Drops of Irish Cream liqueur

splash Grenadine

Get a double shot glass, pour in Vodka and lemon juice, then using a straw, add droplets irish cream, splash some grenadine.

Post Credits - 

Sep 19, 2019

Act I: What's your favorite foreign film?

Act II: Attack the Block review

Nick - 2 Shots

Errol - 1 Shot

Rob - 1 Shot

Dalton - 1 Shot

Act III: Drinking Rules

Nick - Drink when a lackey dies

Errol - Drink for every Alien death

Rob - Finish your drink when they're held up in a room

Dalton - Drink for every new weapon

Drink of the week: Aphrodisiac

2 ginger roots

2 oz Vodka

1/2 oz Green Chartease

2 1/2 oz Apple Juice

1 1/4 oz Sauvignon Blanc

Muddle the Ginger, add rest of ingredients in shaker with ice. Shake and strain into a martini glass.

Post Credits - you wish

Sep 12, 2019

Act I: Newlywed's Game/Help support us!

Act II: It: Chapter 2 Review

Act III: Drinking Rules

Nick - Drink when you laugh

Errol - Shot for every jump scare

Rob - Drink for every flashback

Dalton - Drink everytime Pennywise shows up as something else

Drink of the Week: Pennywise's Smile

2 oz Bourbon

3 oz Whole Milk

1 oz Simple Syrup

dash of Vanilla extract

Take a weird looking glass you have and put sugar on half the rim, to make a smile. Shake all ingredients without ice in cocktail shaker, then put in ice and shake vigorously. Strain into cocktail glass and garnish with two cherries for eyes.

 

Post Credits - Episode 85: It

Sep 5, 2019

Act 1: Roll the dice- Race, Sex, or Sexual Orientation

Act 2: Ex Machina Review

Rob - 0 Shot

Nick - 0 Shots

Dalton - 0 Shots

Errol - 0 Shots

Act 3: Drinking Rules

 

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