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Apr 5, 2018

Another lady joins the MoT crew this week with special guest Claudia Santangelo! She stops in to give the guys a what's what on alcohol, and gave us her own drink of the week for our movie! Be sure to check out for more of her cocktails, travel blogs and poetic whiskey tumblers! And as always, enjoy, ya filthy animals.

Act I: Words, Whiskey and Wanderlust

Act II: Days of Thunder review

Act III: 2 Shots/Favorite Tom Cruise Movie

Drink of the week: Rolling Thunder

1 1/2 oz peach liqueur
1/2 oz orange liqueur (cointreau, grand marnier...)
1/2 oz whisky
1/2 oz peach schnapps
1/2 oz Orange Juice
1/2 oz Pineapple juice 

Pour the peach liqueur, triple sec, bourbon whiskey and peach schnapps into a cocktail shaker half-filled with crushed ice. Shake well, and strain into a frosted glass mug with a few ice cubes. Fill with orange and pineapple juice, to taste, and stir. Garnish with a slice of orange centered on the rim.

Mar 1, 2018

Dalton sticks around for one more week to sit with us as we talk best and worst in terms of music videos before taking on that old CG movie you may have seen commercials for in the past, but just never got around to seeing. We've also listed links to all the music videos below in the show notes, if you're interested in visualizing what we're talking about.

Act I: Music Videos

Act II: 9 Review

Act III: Childhood movie most afraid of rewatching

Drink of the Week: Absinthe

1 1/2 oz absinthe

6 oz water

Sugar Cube

Use absinthe spoon to lay sugar cube on over glass with absinthe in it. Light sugar cube on fire, then slowly allow water to drip onto the flame, dousing it and letting it drip into the glass, filling it. Enjoy.


Music Videos

Freedom! 90 - George Michael

Miss Atomic Bomb - The Killers

The Man - The Killers

Serotonia - Highly Suspect

3005 - Childish Gambino

Tonight, Tonight - Smashing Pumpkins

Across the Universe - Fiona Apple

Loyalty - Kendrick Lamar

Ghosts - Mint Trip

Feb 8, 2018

A consensus among us this week with another classic movie as we talk about why we bother, Dalton tries to figure out what we're talking about, and another classic Nick V. Errol, but in a positive way? If that's even possible. Find out and let us know!

Act I: Why we review old movies

Act II: The Thin Man review

Act III: Abortion/ 0 shots

Drink of the Week: Martini

2 oz Gin

1 1/2 oz Dry Vermouth

Shake ingredients together in a rhythm and then strain into a martini glass. Garnish with an olive or lemon peel.

Jan 3, 2018

There was so much disagreement on our 100th episode between Errol and Nick, that they decided to sit down one on one and hash out which side of the force they were on. Since Errol writes these, Nick was on the dark side. Tune in for an in depth review of Star Wars: The Last Jedi

Sep 28, 2017

Rob's TV pick of the month is takes the fellas down a dystopic jaunt through the mad tech world of the British television series Black Mirror. While we battle our way through a cultural apocalypse we discuss our own personal hells, Nick lament's the absence of Errol, and Dalton and Rob bond. It gets weird. 

Drink of the Week: 

(This Drink Was Made Up On The Spot And By No Means Do The Makers Of This Podcast Advocate The Consumption Of Such A Vile Cocktail)

2 oz Yagermeister

6 oz Guiness

1 Stick of Black Licorice

2 Cubes of Ice

1 Solid Gullet

Muddle the ingredients along with your sense of self worth. Hold your nose and pray for death. 


Sep 21, 2017

Dalton's pick this week brings us the first western brought to you by spaghetti in the italian/american remake of Yojimbo (See our previous yojimbo review). Along the way we talk about why people like seeing the same story told and retold while experimental films go the wayside. Also a surprise kind of sort of review of Mother! by Daron Aranovsky.

Act I: Why the heroe's journey is more popular than experimental storytelling

Act II: Fistful of Dollars Review

Act III: 3 Shots

Drink of the week: Japanese Whisky History Lesson

Sep 7, 2017

We have a new substitute reviewer this week in the form of Derek Bowles from Talking to myself joining us in place of Dalton, who is currently knee deep in the film he and Errol have been working on the past few weeks. But fear not, because Nick has chosen that warm, weird, holiday film that people obsess over to kick us into the new season! Also, Black Mirror is not what's coming next week, so we apologize for our incompetence.

Act I: Favorite romance moment in film and real life

Act II: Love Actually review

Act III: 4 shots

Drink of the week: Garbage Cocktail

Who cares, just mix a bunch of drinks together at your Christmas party and hit on your work crush before you throw up. This movie sucks.

Aug 24, 2017

There's no fighting this week as we discuss the film Airplane! with drunken civility. Mainly because those ne'er-do-wells Nick and Dalton had to take the day off, at least that's Rob's theory. Tune in as we try and nail down what qualifies as a parody or a satire, swoon over our favorite funny folk, and giggle our way through the reviews!

Jul 20, 2017

Drinking and discussing religion: Don't do it. But we did! And things get heated exactly as one would expect, so if you like listening to drunk people shout over each other, go ahead and give this episode a listen! Or not, cause there's a lot of arguing.

Act I: Crazy Celebrities

Act II: Going Clear Review

Act III: 1 1/2 Shots

Drink of the week: The Purif

Pureed apricots


1 oz Agave

2 oz Gin

1/2 oz lime juice

dash Ginger Bitters

Mix ingredients in shaker with ice, shake and strain into glass. Fill with club soda and top off with dash of ginger bitters

May 17, 2017

Rob and Dalton got a little jealous of Nick and Errol making bets from under their noses, so they decided to chime in on what they think will be the outcome of the summer movies that the MoT boys have chosen to review. Sit back and fill up, cause there's gonna be quite a lot of shots to go around for these new releases.

May 15, 2017

Nick and Errol bring to you a predictive review of what they think the aggregate shot rating will be for the four summer movies that will be reviewed by the MoT guys. Tune in and make sure to keep us on our toes in this summer version of the new series Small Batch Bets!

May 11, 2017

Nick entices his already drunk cohorts with his ridiculous act I topic, all the while Dalton talks inappropriately about doing shots on female genitalia, and Rob thinks this movie isn't necessarily a good movie to watch with your sister.

Act I: Where did all the titties go? (Nick's exact words)

Act II: Basic Instinct review

Act III: 2 1/2 shots

Drink of the week: San Francisco Cocktail

1 oz Vodka

3/4 oz Sweet Vermouth

3/4 oz Sloe Gin

Dash of orange bitters

Dash Agnostura bitters

pour ingredients into mixing glass with ice, stir and strain into cocktail glass. Garnis with a cherry.

May 4, 2017

Get ready for your mind to get messed with, as the guys take a deep dive into one of the most dense films out there. We also somehow get sidetracked into talking about Nick selling condoms to horny teenagers while sitting naked in his chair and Errol thinking he can beat Floyd Mayweather in seven rounds.

Act I: Density in Film

Act II: Primer Review

Act III: 2 Shots

Drink of the week: Mind Eraser

2oz. Vodka

2oz. Coffee Liqueur

2oz. Club Soda

Pour coffee and vodka over ice, top with club soda and serve with a straw.

Apr 29, 2017

Bonus double episode Friday to apologize for our technical screwups this week! If you're looking for a jazzy doc to watch on a Saturday afternoon check out our review of Amy!

Act I: What do you want to see a documentary about?

Act II: Amy Review

Act III: 0 shots (Unanimous)

Drink of the week: Rickstasy

1 oz Southern Comfort

1 oz Banana Liqueur

1 oz Bailey's Irish cream

3 oz vodka

Pour ingredients in glass of ice and stir. Just have one.

Apr 20, 2017

Once again, alcohol has instilled four friends to have various arguments that are unbecoming to them, including, but not limited to, assault and racism, as only four drunk white boys/half a mexican can. Somewhere in there we review a movie, too.

Act I: Is Racism ok in comedy?

Act II: Trading Places Review

Act III: 0 shots

Drink of the week: Mint Julep

2 oz quality bourbon

1 oz simple syrup

handful of mint leaves

Dash of water

Using a silver cup, put simple syrup, water and mint leaves in the bottom of a cup. Muddle to the point of mint leaf realeasing it's oils (Not too long or hard!) fill with crushed ice until the cup runeth over! Top with bourbon, stir together. Garnish with a mint sprig while you watch your silver cup frost over.

Mar 16, 2017

Everyone gets a chance to shout in this episode of MoT, where the boys sit down and talk about the horror that is Mclintock!


Act I: Public Domain

Act II: Mclintock! Review

Act III: 4 Shots

Drink of the week: Frontier Whiskey

100 proof old west whiskey cut with gun powder, turpentine, ammonia or Cayenne pepper. Force fed bottles at gun point to weak individuals who nursed their shots.