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Oct 19, 2017

We seize the day this Thirsty Thursday as the guys get together to talk high brow entertainment, perfect characters, and the least offensive way to correct someone. Also Nick thinks surnames don't matter and might end up having sex with a relative as a result, which Errol is ok with.

Act I: Perfect characters in stories

Act II: Dead Poets Society Review

Act III: 2 Shots

Drink of the Week: Carpe Diem

1 1/2 oz Mango Rum

1/2 oz Orange Rum

1 oz Orange Juice

dash grenadine

club soda


Mix Rums, OJ and grenadine in highball glass with ice, fill with soda, garnish with slice of lime.

Oct 12, 2017

Our new release this month is the sequel no one asked for to the cult classic Blade Runner. Along the way we get into a pretty deep philosophical discussion about sex robots and consciousness in general. If you can sit through that, then you're rewarded with our thoughts on the film. Also one of us is definitely a replicant.

Act I: Sex Robots

Act II: Blade Runner 2049 Review

Act III: 1 Shot

Drink of the Week: Johnnie Walker Black The Director's Cut

Oct 5, 2017

You probably haven't heard of this movie. That's because it's ridiculously hard to find, but fear not, for the MoT boys found a way and we're gonna talk about it regardless of if you've seen it or not! That's what we get for letting Nick pick the movie this week. Along the way we talk about draft dodging and what we wars we would and wouldn't dodge.

Act I: Draft Dodging

Act II: Hamburger Hill Review

Act III: 1 1/2 Shots

Drink of the week: Sugar Cane Juice Cocktail

2 oz Rum (Your preference)

Sugar Can Juice

Pour rum over ice, fill with Sugar Cane, and stir. That easy!

Sep 14, 2017

With the worst summer box office in 20 years over, the boys sit down to discuss the result and the winner of the Summer Movie Wager from way back in our Alien: Covenant episode. We also discuss Rob's love for Stephen King, and draw a solid line for when it's ok to change your shot ratings.

Act I: Summer Movie Wager results

Act II: It Review

Act III: 0 Shots

Drink of the Week: Clown's Cup

2 oz Vodka

3/4 oz lime juice

1/2 oz simple syrup

4 cucumber wheels

Muddle together 3 cucumber wheels and simple syrup in shaker. Pour in rest of ingredients with ice and shake. Strain into tumbler with one big ice cube and garnish with the last cucumber wheel and a pinch of sea salt.

Aug 18, 2017

It's been awhile since the MoT boys got into heated debates, but leave it to a classic 70s film about divorce to really set everyone off! Join us as we discuss net neutrality, Disney, contractual obligations and Dustin Hoffman.

Act I: Disney Streaming services

Act II: Kramer V. Kramer review

Act III: 0 Shots

Drink of the week: Egg Cream Cocktail

3 tbsp chocolate syrup

1/2 cup milk, chilled in the freezer

1 1/2 oz Bourbon

1/2 oz Vanilla extract

1 cup Seltzer

Mix all ingredients except seltzer in glass. Fill with seltzer while whisking to froth drink.

Aug 10, 2017

Nick peeks up from his nursing hole to give his take on Stephen King's newest adaptation, and the guys talk what shitty super powers they'd like to have the most! We'll let him tell you why that ties into our review.

Act I: What awful super powers would you like to have?

Act II: The Dark Tower Review

Act III: 3 Shots

Drink of the Week: Graf - a drink commonly consumed in In-world. A mixture of apple juice and beer wort fermented with yeast.


Show notes:Britt Hayes Screen Crush shows Stephen King is first cinematic universe

Aug 3, 2017

To commemorate our 80th episode, Rachel sits down with us as we talk about an indie movie from like 10 years ago! We get cringe worthy as we talk about realism in movies vs. actual life events and why it does or doesn't work. Then we review Compliance.

Act I: Real vs. realistic

Act II: Compliance Review

Act III: 3 Shots

Drink of the week: Breakfast of Champions

2 cups milk

1 cup Cheerios

1 tbsp brown sugar

pinch of salt

Mix all ingredients together and leave in fridge overnight. Use a fine mesh strainer to strain out the cheerios, add 2 oz bourbon and chug. Good morning!

Jul 27, 2017

Christopher Nolan takes a dip in the war movie pool and the MoT boys sit down to determine how well he did! We also talk Comic con and how waiting in lines is the only way to really see anything good.

Act I: Comic con/Film scores

Act II: Dunkirk Review

Act III: 1 Shot

Drink of the Week: French 75

1/2 oz Lemon Juice

1/2 oz Simple Syrup

1 oz Gin

3 oz Champagne

Mix Gin, simple and lemon juice in strainer with ice. Shake and strain into champagne flute and fill with Champagne. Garnish with a lemon twist

Jul 13, 2017

Sideways may be the best movie about wine tasting and cheating on your fiance out there, but there's a reason it doesn't have much competition. Along the way to discussing this, the boys get deep into what qualifies as a genre, and everyone gives a real life three shot experience to inject some sort of life into this episode.

Act I: Bachelor Party Genre (?)

Act II: Sideways review

Act III: 3 Shots (Unanimous)

Drink of the Week: Sangria

Bottle of red wine

cut up fruit (Pineapple, orange, etc.)

Shot of Brandy

Club Soda

Mix all ingredients in a big pitcher and serve it up!

Jul 6, 2017

This episode brings you the drunkest(?) Nick's ever been as we explain what we like to see in our favorite heroes, Dalton has a crush on Batman, and Errol attempts to pose a thought experiment for our movie that Dalton and Nick promptly tear to pieces. A lot of talking over each other, but a laugh riot nonetheless!

Act I: What we like to see from our heroes

Act II: The Maltese Falcon Review

Act III: 0 Shots

Drink of the Week: Manhattan

4 oz Rye

2 oz Sweet Vermouth

Stir ingredients together, add a dash of Agnostura bitters and pour over ice. Garnish with a Cherry

Jun 29, 2017

Errol gets two picks in a row as the guys get their second television review of the year out for you! Nick reveals his black soul of a heart once more as Rob, Dalton and Errol try to keep his void from overtaking them this week. Hope you enjoy and tell your friends!

Act I: Favorite on screen relationship

Act II: Man Seeking Woman review

Act III: 1 Shot

Drinks of the week: His and Hers Cocktails

His - Death in the Afternoon

1 oz absinthe

4 oz sparkling wine

stir absinthe in mixer, pour into glass and fill with wine

Hers - Bee's Knees

1 oz lemon juice

1 oz honey simple syrup

2 oz gin

Combine ingredients in cocktail shaker with ice, shake and strain into glass, pouring fresh ice to fill.

New Drinking Rule: Nick drinks whenever he complains about length

Jun 28, 2017

Enjoy a fine sip of Syfy's biggest TV show out now with Nick and Errol, the hard critic headbutters take a look at how it's doing and if it's worth continuing!

Jun 22, 2017

Con artists run amok this week as your favorite trio and Nick's wife Rachel stop in to share their favorite con artist stories and review one of Steven Spielburg's last critically acclaimed films. Errol and Rob run stories too long, Dalton shares an embarrassing middle school con and Rachel is a step above us all! It may be hard to catch Leo, but it sure as hell is easy to find us on iTunes, Stitcher, and every other podcasting medium out there.

Act I: Con Artist stories

Act II: Catch Me if You Can review

Act III: 1 Shot

Drink of the Week: Con Artist Cocktail

1 oz simple syrup

1 oz rose water

1/2 lemon, squeezed

2 oz Gin.

put ingredients in shaker with ice and strain into martini glass.

Jun 15, 2017

Here we find ourselves backtracking to the film that started the infamous John Rambo series with the confusing title of First Blood. The boys are back together to discuss Cannes elitism, as well as Dalton's dad's hidden instagram (@thedeepseaking) and terrible facebook photos. Join us as we change pace and pump as much testosterone as Sylvester Stallone allows us in our diverse views on one of his early muscle-bound films!

Act I: Cannes discriminating against Netflix

Act II: First Blood Review

Act III: 3 Shots

Drink of the Week: The Veteran

2 oz Dark Rum

1/2 oz Cherry Brandy

Pour ingredients into old fashioned glass with ice and stir. Simple as joining the army!

Jun 8, 2017

Wonder(ful) Women take over this week here at Movies on Tap, as Nick and Rob sub out for their respective wives who come in to tell Dalton and Errol what they think of the new DC film, Wonder Woman! Along the way Dalton tries to censor himself, Errol hates all female villains, and Chelsea and Rachel know exactly what each other does in their profession! Oh, and you don't have to worry about your ears, cause the Great Audio Wars of 2017 are officially over!

Act I: Favorite Female Villains

Act II: Wonder Woman Review

Act III: 2 Shots

Drink of the Week: Mustard Gas cocktail

1/2 oz Galliano

1/2 oz Lime Juice

1/2 oz Orange Curacao

1 oz Tequila

Mix ingredients in a cocktail shaker, shake and Strain into martini glass. Alternatively, mix ingredients together, then use the Le Whaf cocktail vaporizer to inhale it like a gas.

Jun 1, 2017

Enjoy this wholesome family episode of Movies on Tap while we take a deep dive into David Fincher's breakout thriller. Dalton can't wrap his head around the original seven deadly sins, as well as creating several hundred more, and everyone gets down on their opinion of too rough to watch. Enjoy!

Act I: When does a movie go to far?

Act II: Se7en Review

Act III: 1 Shot

Drink of the Week: Seven Sins

1 oz Rye

1 oz applejack brandy

3/4 Lemon Juice


Mix all ingredients into cocktail shaker. Shake and strain into glass filled with ice. Garnish with cinnamon.

May 25, 2017

We are hip deep in the Great Audio Issues of 2017 here dear listeners, but fear not, for we see a savior upon the horizon! Through Dalton's fuzzy voice and Errol's glitches, we give you the beginning of our Summer Movie Wager as well as a look into Ridley Scott's latest addition to the up and down franchise that all started with the intent to scare.

Act I: Summer Movie Wager 2017

Act II: Alien: Covenant Review

Act III: 3 Shots (Unanimous)

May 18, 2017

Get ready, it's Nick's first boom goes the dynamite joke here at MoT. Truly a historical moment, but was it real or made up? We'll leave it up to you to decide this week on Movies on Tap!

Act I: Lying about True stories on film

Act II: Quiz Show Review

Act III: 3 Shots

Drink of the week: Quiz Fizz

2 oz gin

1 oz Maraschino Liqueur

1 oz Lime Juice

1 oz Vanilla Syrup

Dash bitters

1 Egg White

Mix all ingredients together, shake once without ice, pour in ice and shake vigorously, pour into cocktail glass and top with Elderflower Tonic

Apr 28, 2017

April's a jumbled month for the boys, but we've got our Legion review primed and ready for you a little past the due date this week! First TV show of the year and possibly the first time all four of the guys are in disagreement. Strap in and see whether or not you're down for this new Marvel comics show!

Act I: What Super mental disorder would go with your super power?

Act II: Legion Review

Act III: 1.5 Shots

New Rule: Dalton drinks when he has a technical issue

Drink of the week: Long Island Iced Tea

1/2 oz Vodka

1/2 oz Rum

1/2 oz Gin

1/2 oz Tequila

1/2 oz Triple Sec

1 oz Sweet and Sour mix

Pour ingredients into cocktail shaker with ice, shake and strain into Hurrican glass, splash of Coke on top and garnish with a lime wedge.

Apr 13, 2017

After a slew of Technical difficulties, the guys finally get around to reviewing the Hitchcock classic, as well as Dalton making a distress call to Errol in his hour of need. Nick's nursing school has made him quite strict in this episode of Movies on Tap.

Have any movie review suggestions? Email us and let us know!


Act I: How would you make your getaway?

Act II: The 39 Steps review

Act III: 1.5 Shots

Drink of the Week: Flying Scotsman

2 oz Scotch

2 oz Vermouth

1/4 oz simple syrup

3 dashes bitters

Garnish with orange twist

Stir ingredients together in ice and strain into ice filled glass

Apr 6, 2017

It's our 50th movie review! Sadly, no Nick this week, but the lovely Zach Smorch joins us from his podcast Friend Vs. Friend to weigh in on what the guys think about the new live action anime.

Act I: Should animations be made live action

Act II: The Ghost in the Shell Review

Act III: 3 Shots

Drink of the week: Invisible Man cocktail

2 oz gin

.5 oz Triple sec

.5 oz Brandy

2 dashes OJ

shake in strainer and pour into small rocks glass, fill with ginger ale.

Mar 30, 2017

Errol gets way too drunk off wine and lost shot bets as the guy try desperately to stay on topic as we take a look at that movie with the long title. If you're looking for a discussion of Jesse James mixed with arguments about whether or not Tigger's tail is curly, you've come to the right place.

Act I: Celebrity obsession

Act II: Assassination of Jesse James by the Coward Robert Ford review

Act III: 3 Shots (And a tigger argument(

Drink of the Week: Jesse James Bourbon

Mar 23, 2017

Drinks and vernacular don't mix this week when the guys get into it over show vs. movie, as well as why Jimmy Fallon sold out to the man!


Act I: Why do all Dads suck?

Act II: Sound of my Voice review

Act III: 3 Shots

Drink of the week: Kool-Aid Cocktail.

Mix Kool-Aid with alcohol. Pretty simple

Tropical Punch + Rum

Green Apple + Tequila

Orange + Whiskey

Grape + Vodka

Mar 9, 2017

Comic book movies are evolving into a dark, adult world, at least as far as Fox is concerned, and the boys get down to whether or not that's a good thing this week.

Act I: Movie ratings for comics

Act II: Logan Review

Act III: 0 Shots

Drink of the week: Daddy's Little Girl Cocktail

1 oz Cognac

1/2 oz Galliano

1/2 oz Triple Sec

3/4 oz Orange Juice

Splash of light cream

Shake in cocktail shaker and strain over ice. Garnish with an orange peel

Mar 2, 2017

Jordan Peele's directorial debut has him dipping his toes into the horror/thriller genre. Naturally, we argue over which side fo the fence he leans on more, as well as a rehash of last week's New Jersey Drive.

Act I: How does personal experience effect interpretation

Act II: Get Out Review

Act III: 1 Shot

Drink of the Week:

Incredible Hulk

1 part Hpnotiq, 1 part Cognac. stir and pour over ice.

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