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Sep 27, 2018

I once knew a Nickw who swallowed a fly. This week we might have our first vomiter! The boys are surprisingly cordial during a topic that is debated frequently on this very podcast before we review another Tom Cruise drug movie...wait, how many have there been again?

Act I: Narration

Act II: American Made Review

Act III: 2 Shots/what drug would you not feel guilty about smuggling

Nick, Rob and Dalton - Pharmaceutical

Errol - All of them

Drink of the week - Macua

1 1/2 oz Rum

1 oz guava juice

1 oz orange juice

1 oz lemon juice

1/2 oz simple syrup

Add ingredients to cocktail shaker and shake with ice. Strain into collins glass filled with ice and garnish with an orange slice and candied cherry.

After Credits - The 39 Steps

Sep 20, 2018

Rob is out with a newborn baby, so this week we bring in Nick's wife Rachael to substitute.

Act I: Summer Movie Wager/Legasequels

Act II: The Predator review

Act III: Drinking rules/4 Shots

Nick - Take a shot when the predator uses a child's map to locate the heroes

Errol - Take a drink when Tom Jane has a tourrettes outburst

Rachael - Take a drink when someone dies

Dalton - Take two drinks when you see Predator blood.

Drink of the week: Don Julio Paloma

2 oz Don Julio

3 oz Grapefruit Juice

Club Soda

Mix Don Julio and Grapefruit together in shaker with ice. Shake and strain into collins glass with salt rim. Top with soda and garnish with grapefruit wedge.

Sep 13, 2018

Nick confesses to sitting in at the kiddie corner of the library during reads as we talk favorite authors, anxiety and depression. 

Act I: Favorite Author

Nick - J.K. Rowling

Errol - Robert Charles Wilson

Rob - Kurt Vonnegut

Dalton - George R.R. Martin

Act II: The End of the Tour review

Act III: 2 Shots/Will you re-read

Drink of the Week: Infinite Zest

2 oz bourbon

Sugar Cube

2 dashes orange bitters

Orange twist

Muddle sugar and bitters in glass, add bourbon, stir and pour into cocktail glass with whiskey sphere. squeeze orange twist and rub rim before dropping it in with the drink. Enjoy, you classy bastards!


Post Credits episode: The Assassination of Jesse James by the Coward Robert Ford


Sep 6, 2018

Nick sees a lot of his own self loathing while Dalton and Errol tend to avoid it this week as we sit down to talk about Hulu's breakout series and also what we'd do in the same situation!

Act I: If we were the last 4 fertile men, what would happen?

Act II: The Handmaid's Tale review

Act III: 4 Shots/What Character do you see the worst of yourself in?

Drink of the week: Plum Negroni

2 Cherry plums, pitted

1/2 Black plum

1 oz Gin

2 tsp. Sugar

1 oz Aperol

Orange Twist

Muddle plums and sugar together, add gin and aperol. Fill glass with ice, stir and pour into collins glass. Add soda and garnish with orange twist and black plum.


After credits - Ghost in the Shell

Aug 30, 2018

Your favorite alcoholics sit down to discuss their favorite places to haunt this week on Movies on Tap!

Aug 23, 2018

Does the cinematic experience still matter? Does Errol need to learn to shut his mouth more often? Does Nick have a problem with Asian people? Answers to all this and more for our August New Release review!

Act I: Cinematic experience vs. Netflix

Act II: Crazy Rich Asians review

Act III: How packed was your theather/2 shots

Drink of the week: Singapore Sling

3/4 oz Gin

1/4 oz Grand Marnier

1/4 Cherry Liqueur

1/2 oz Herbal Liqueur

1 oz Pineapple Juice

1/2 oz Lime Juice

Dash of bitters

Combine all ingredients in shaker with ice. Shake and strain into highball glass with a splash of soda. Garnish with Orange slice and Cherry.

Aug 16, 2018

Errol's Audio issues aside, we plow ahead trying to review a weird 90s movie that Nick so desperately wants to use to prove he's cultured.

Act I: How high is too high?

Act II: How High Review

Act III: 3 Shots/Weirdest thing you smoked out of

Drink of the week: Weed Whiskey Sazerac

Soak 1/4 oz of weed in bottle of whiskey. Shake once per day. The longer you leave it the more potent it will be. Strain through a cheese cloth to filter for weed whiskey.

2 oz Weed Whiskey

2 dashes Peychaud Bitters

splash water

sugar cube

muddle sugar, bitters and water together. Stir in whiskey and add another dash bitters. Strain into tumbler.


Post Credits Episode: Basic Instinct

Aug 9, 2018

It's pretty one sided this week as the boys talk ridiculousness in films and what we can or can't stand, as well as Rob and Nick going into a segue about World War II somewhere along the line for some reason.

Act I: Ridiculousness in Movies

Act II: Black Sheep Review

Act III: 2.5 Shots/Favorite Campy movie

Drink of the Week: Maitai

2 oz Stolen Rum

1/2 oz Orange Curacao

1/2 oz orgeat syrup

1/2 oz lime juice

Shake ingredients together in a shaker with ice and strain into an old fashioned glass filled with ice. Garnish with a slice of pineapple.

Aug 2, 2018

We start off pretty vulgar before getting into Nick's topic that Errol just can't seem to understand this week before we talk about eugenics!

Act I: What dream would you leave your life for?

Act II: Gattaca Review

Act III: 2 Shots/

Drink of the Week: Gattaca Cocktail

2 oz Gin

1/2 oz Apple Juice

1/2 oz Thyme Syrup

Lemon zest

Combine gin, apple juice, thyme syrup in shaker with ice. Shake and strain into chilled cocktail glass. Squeeze lime zest and garnish on the side.

Jul 26, 2018

The guys talk Dougray Scott, modern day westerns, and Ben Foster's greatness this week so tune in!

Act I: What would you do with a corrupt family fortune

Act II: Hell or High Water review

Act III: 0 Shots

Drink of the week: Robber

2 oz Scotch

1 oz Sweet Vermouth

dash bitters


Mix ingredients in mixer, stir, strain into chilled martini glass, drop cherry in the center.

Jul 19, 2018

Dalton can't handle the awkwardness in this week's episode as we dive into awful encounters with ladies of the past.

Act I: Dumbest thing you've done for a girl

Act II: The Big Sick review

Act III: 0 Shots/What won't you do for love

Nick - cuckolding

Errol - no poop

Rob - Pegging

Dalton - no poop

Drink of the week: Penicillin

2 oz Scotch

3/4 oz Lemon Juice

3/4 oz Honey syrup

Candied Ginger

Islay spray

Mix Scotch, lemon juice and honey syrup in a cocktail shaker with ice. Shake and strain into a glass. Spray with islay spray and garnish with candied ginger.

Jul 5, 2018

The boys sit down to talk Conspiracies before taking on some 80s movie you've probably never heard of.

Act I: Favorite Conspiracy Theory

Nick - Area 51/JFK

Errol - New Coke

Rob - Octopus is Aliens

Dalton - 1985 Draft

Act II: Blowout Review

Act III: 2 Shots/what would it take to wear a wire

Drink of the Week: Blowjob shot

1 oz Amaretto Liqueur

1 oz Coffee liqueur

1 oz Bailey's

Whipped Cream

Pour Amaretto first, layer gently with Coffee, then Bailey's. Top with some whipped cream, put your hands behind your back and take it with your mouth. Blowjob. Get it?

Jul 4, 2018

Happy Birthday America! The guys sit down to talk about the holiday in general and share some white trash stories from their midwestern ways. Also Nick really doesn't know who people are.

Act I: Independence Day

Act II: Independence Day Review

Act III: 0 Shots/Favorite Richard Gere Movie

Drink of the week: 4th of July Cocktail

1 oz Watermelon Schnapps

Cranberry Juice

1 Slice Jalapeno

1 Slice Lemon

1 Slice Lime

1 1/2 oz Tequila

1/4 oz Blue Curacao

1/2 oz Simple Syrup

Mix Schnapps and Cranberry Juice in shaker. strain into glass with ice.

Muddle Jalapeno, lemon, lime and Tequila, slowly strain, on top of schnapps and Cranberry.

Jun 28, 2018

This week we talk ugly celebrities, Nick's dedication to filatio, Errol's utter lack of respect for first dates, and we make a shot bet! Bet you didn't expect this kind of convo from a Werner Herzog film!

Act I: What's more important, face or voice acting?

Act II: Aguirre: The Wrath of God Review

Act III: Should you drink before a date/3 Shots

Drink of the Week: El Dorado

1 Tbsp Honey

1 1/2 oz Lemon Juice

2 oz Tequila

Orange Slice

Add ingredients to shaker, shake and strain into tumbler with ice. Garnish with a slice of orange.

Jun 21, 2018

In an unprecedented event, Nick refuses to atone for his Shot bet loss, but we'll get to that another time. We're here to talk Incredibles 2 and all it's money making glory! Also somehow women's suffrage gets brought up.

Act I: Demographic reviewers

Act II: Incredibles 2 review

Act III: 14 year gap/1 Shot

Drink of the week: Hypnotiq Breeze

2 oz Hypnotiq Liqueur

1 oz Coconut rum

splash of pineapple juice

Mix all three ingredients in glass with ice and stir. Simple!

Jun 14, 2018

For some reason we force westerns on each other, and are quickly learning that that's not the move! But we have to honor our traditions. Along the way we talk the difference between a ladyboy and a ladyman, which Dalton seems to know about.

Act I: Where would you run?

Nick - Thailand

Errol - Mexico

Rob - New Zealand

Dalton - Europe

Act II: All the Pretty Horses review

Act III: 4 Shots/All the Pretty Horses vs. Batman Vs. Superman

Drink of the week: Michelada

1 Beer

12 oz Clamato

2 oz Lime Juice

1 tsp Worcestershire sauce

1/2 tsp maggi seasoning

1 tbsp salt

1/2 tsp. chili powder

Mix Clamato Juice, lime juice, worcestershire sauce, hot sauce, maggi, and beer

Take glass, rub rim with lime, dip in salt/chili powder mix, add ice, and then pour mixture into glass

Jun 7, 2018

We're talking Hell again! That's right, the sinful sons sit down to discuss the 90s Keanu Reeves Charlize Theron action film! Just kidding. Here's a supernatural thriller.

Act I: Deal with the Devil

Nick - A chance to meet Emilia Clarke and have a bunch of money

Errol - His soul can't be tortured

Rob - Choose when he dies, and space travel

Dalton - Bench press more weight

Act II: Devil's Advocate review

Act III: 4 Shots/rather see burn in hell? Popcorn or Lawyers.

Drink of the Week: Spicy Devil

2 oz Brandy

1/2 oz White creme de menthe

Pinch Cayenne Pepper

Shake Brandy and mint liqueur, strain into chilled martini glass. Garnish with Cayenne Pepper

May 31, 2018

We know, don't talk Star Wars with Nick and Errol while they're drinking, but isn't it just a little bit fun? You be the judge!

Act I: What makes a Star Wars Movie

Act II: Solo Review

Act III: What sequel would you like to see/3 Shots

Drink of the Week: Solo Cocktail



Mix it. Don't drive or fly though.

May 24, 2018

Second Television review of the year this week as the guy's tackle season one of NBC's newer comedy with Ted Danson! No not that one. No, not that one either. 

Act I: Our own personal Hell

Act II: The Good Place season 1

Act III: Favorite moment/2.5 shots

Drink of the week: Manhattan - Boulevardier

2 oz Rye

3/4 oz Sweet Red Vermouth

2 dashes Bitters


2 Campari Ice Cubes

Mix 1 1/2 oz water with 1/2 oz Campari and freeze. Take bitters, rye and vermouth and mix in cocktail shaker, pour into a glass and garnish with cherry and Campari ice. drink slow to let the campari melt and turn the drink into a boulevardier

May 17, 2018

The boys imagine their own "what if" town of western anarchy as we set up a saloon where Errol feeds a crazy Dalton cannibal soup as he shoots up visitors who come to Rob to get new prosthetic limbs made of mercury then they go to Nick's hospital to be assigned exactly two shots of whiskey by Errol and the circle starts's weird. We're weird.

Act I: Old West Occupation

Act II: Maverick Review

Act III: Favorite Scene/ 2 Shots Unanimous

Drink of the week: Poker Face

3 oz Tequila

6 oz Orange Juice

1 1/2 oz Triple Sec

Twist of lime

Shake ingredients together and strain into highball glass. Garnish with your favorite circular fruit and an umbrella toothpick then Ante Up!

May 12, 2018

A little late's better than never as the guys get deeply philosophical with their act I topic. Oh, and there's a movie review in there somewhere.

Act I: What will we regret as a society?

Act II: Loving Review

Act III: 3 Shots/Tom Hardy impressions

Drink of the week: Black and White Daiquiri

12 Blackberries

2 oz Coconut Rum

1 oz White Rum

3/4 oz Blackberry Liqueur

1/2 oz lime juice

1/2 oz water

Muddle blackberries, add all other ingredients with ice, shake and strain into a martini glass.

May 3, 2018

At long last it's here. 10 years in the making and the MoT boys talk full spoilers right out the gate, so if you haven't seen it. Tune out until you do, cause Nick ain't fuckin' around, and neither is Thanos.

Act I: Summer Movie Wager

Act II: Infinity War Review

Act III: How far will they walk it back/0 Shots

Drink of the week: Commonwealth Cocktail

1 1/2 oz blended Scotch whisky
1 oz Hawthorn Drinks Honey and Lavender Shrub
1/2 oz Hawthorn Drinks Dandelion & Burdock Syrup
3-4 Drops Commonwealth Bitters (contains 71 ingredients)

Put ingredients in shaker and shake, double strain into coupe glass.

Apr 26, 2018

You ever wonder what those old friends from High School are like now? Maybe you go back home and take a night on the town at the one bar and hang out to catch up? Well we do that every week here at MoT and this week we're doing it with Super Troopers 2!

Act I: Comedy sequels

Act II: Super Troopers 2 Review

Act III: Comedy sequel we want to see/3 Shots

Drink of the Week: The Canadian

Maple leaf candy

2 dashes bitters

1 Large Ice Cube

2 oz Canadian whisky

Lemon Peel

Cut Maple leaf in half and put in glass with bitters, muddle into paste, add ice and whisky, take lemon peel and squeeze it over glass to get the oils out, then rub the peel around the rim before dropping into glass.

Apr 19, 2018

We strap in for yet another awful movie pick from Nick. I guess when you break the seal on 5 Shots, they just flood right in. Tune in to hear us talk a bunch of shit on this awful movie that has a 76% on Rotten tomatoes. Also we talk about people who talk to animals.

Act I: Favorite Zoolingualist

Act II: A Boy and His Dog Review

Act III: 5 Shots

Drink of the Week: Nuclear Daquiri

1/2 oz Bacardi Carta Blanca rum
1/2 ozWray & Nephew Overproof rum
1/2 oz Crème de Banane 
1/2 oz sugar syrup
1 1/2 oz lime juice
Lime wheel to garnish

Shake all ingredients in boston shaker and strain into coupe glass


Apr 12, 2018

Dalton returns to grace us with his presence and sit us down to talk about a 3 and a half hour classic by none other than, you guessed it, Akira Kurasawa. Our review of his entire catalog is nearing completion, and you can pretty much guess at this point what each of us will think about it if you've listened to previous reviews of Kurasawa's movies we've done. Nonetheless, we ramble, we love, and we drink!

Act I: Favorite Type of Warrior

Act II: Seven Samurai review

Act III: 2.5 Shots/Favorite Samurai

Drink of the week: Seven Samurai Sunrise

1 oz Cointreau

1 oz Brokers London Dry Gin

1 oz Yoshinogawa Winter Warrior Junmai Ginjo Sake

1/2 oz Cantaloupe

1/2 oz Pineapple juice

1 egg white.

Dry shake/Shake/Strain, garnish with Peychauds bitters pattern. 

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