Sorry folks, Rob's track was all wonky on this one, but fear not! We have fixed said issue!

Two years after our review of the first John Wick, the boys are back again to talk its predecessor and what we like in our action heroes.

Act I: What characteristic does an action hero need?

Nick - Moral Compass

Errol - Capable of fighting

Rob - Badass

Dalton - Confidence

Act II: John Wick 2 review/ 2 shots

Act III: Drinking rules

Nick - Finish your drink when he stabs someone

Errol - Take a shot when he says he's back

Rob - Drink every time a bone is broken

Dalton - Drink for each headshot

Drink of the week: Suffering Bastard

1 oz gin

1 oz bourbon

3/4 oz lime juice

4 oz ginger ale

Mix Gin, bourbon and lime juice in shaker with ice. Shake and strain into cocktail glass with ice. Add ginger ale and serve.

Post Credits - Episode 45: John Wick

Nick shows off how much he's learned about movies this week as we talk about the first Sci-fi movie, Metropolis! Along the way we have a 10 minute discussion about dragons. Don't ask why.

Act I: What do you love/hate about scifi

Act II: Metropolis review 3 shots unanimous

Act III: Drinking Rules

Nick - Drink when you're confused

Errol - Drink when Machine-Man closes half an eye

Rob - Take a shot when Machine-Man dances

Dalton - Drink when a title card comes up

Drink of the Week: Metropolis Cocktail

1 oz Mandarin Vodka

Splash Triple Sec

Splash Lime Juice

Splash Cranberry Juice

Mix all ingredients in a shaker with ice and shake. Strain into a coupe glass.

Post Credits - First Blood

Nick and Dalton argue about who grew up poorer as we reminisce over what we enjoyed watching through childhood.

Act I: What movie did you watch until the VHS broke?

Act II: E.T. Review/ 1.5 Shots

Act III: Drinking Rules

Nick - Two drinks when E.T. says phone home

Errol - Finish your drink when you see Reese's Pieces

Rob - Drink when Elliott yells

Dalton - Drink when someone says Elliott

Drink of the week: Peanut Butter cup martini

1 1/2 oz Chocolate Vodka

1 oz Peanut rum

3/4 oz Chocolate liqueur

1/2 oz Cream

Drizzle chocolate syrup into martini glass, add ingredients to cocktail shaker with ice and shake, strain into martini glass, garnish with Reese's Pieces on toothpicks.

Post Credits - Episode 72: Wonder Woman

Sorry for the late update folks! Thanksgiving got the best of your favorite drunken review posse, but fear not! We still sit down to discuss Nick's leg tattoo namesake.

Act I: Favorite Spinoff

Act II: Crimes of Grindelwald review/4 Shots

Drink of the Week: Butterbeer

1 1/2 oz Butterscotch Schnapps

2 oz Vanilla Vodka

6 oz Cream Soda

Mix it all up and drink it down!

Post Credits - Dalton's Review

We apparently have two act one topics for this week as we talk about defining alcoholism and irritating things we see in life.

Act I: What minor irritation can you not stand?

Act II: I Don't Feel at Home in this World Anymore

1 Shot Unanimous

Act III: Drinking Rules

Nick - Finish your drink when someone gets hit in the face

Errol - Finish your drink when Kevin's name is mentioned

Rob - Take a shot when a throwing star is thrown

Dalton - Drink when she drinks coors light

Drink of the week: Light Beer

After Credits - Episode 71: Se7en

You better gear up this week cause we're talking cars for like 30 minutes! If you can't tell, at least half of us don't know what we're talking about, but we try, and that's the beauty of this almost live podcast!

Act I: What's your favorite car?

Act II: Drive review - 1/2 shot

Act III: Favorite arthouse movie

Nick - Blade Runner

Errol - Drive

Rob - Safety Not Guaranteed

Dalton - Oldboy

Drink of the week: Pink Passion

2 oz peach schnapps

2 oz Tequila Rose

Splash cranberry

Splash sprite

Put schnapps, tequila and cranberry in shaker with ice and shake, strain into cosmo glass and top with sprite. Garnish with a lemon twist.

After Credits - Episode 67 Quiz Show

Nick's on the outs once again this week as he tries to force an awful analogy into this movie, so be sure to stay tuned, cause it gets pretty ugly.

Act I: Movies about Movies and what genre would yours be?

Nick - Scifi

Errol - Zany comedy

Rob - Horror

Dalton - Horror

Act II: The Disaster Artist Review 1 Shot

Act III: Drinking Rules

Nick - Take a shot when you see James Franco's Ass

Errol - Finish your drink when James Franco says "Stella."

Rob - Drink when a famous friend of Franco shows up

Dalton - Drink when James Franco says "What is line"

Drink of the Week: Scotchka

Equal parts Vodka and Scotch. Don't drink it.

After Credits - Alien: Covenant

You wouldn't know it was Halloween with all the places we go to during our act I topic, but drunken ramblings are what you signed up for!

Act I: Halloween/90s/history channel/chastity belts/Oscars

Act II: Evil Dead 2

Act III: Drinking Rules

Nick - Drink when Ash gets Blood on him

Errol - Finish your drink when Ash turns back to human

Rob - Drink when a character's introduced to die

Dalton - Two drinks when Ash uses a new weapon

Drink of the Week: Witch's Heart

1 1/2 oz Apple Vodka

3 oz Blackberry Liqueur

Splash grenadine

Powdered dry ice

Combine Vodka and Liqueur in shaker. Shake and strain into martini glass. Slowly pour in Grenadine, sprinkle powdered dry ice on top.

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Act I: What famous figure would you go to school with and what grade?

Nick - 9th Carl Jung

Errol - 10th Sydney Reilly

Rob 10th Jesus Christ

Dalton - 9th George Clooney

Act II: Only Yesterday Review - 3 Shots

Act III: What's your favorite fruit?

Nick - Everything

Errol - Pineapple

Rob - Cherry

Dalton - Kiwi

Four Bros get down and dirty with a classic coming of age story this week on MoT! Unorthodox for October, sure, but Nick sometimes just needs to get his feelings out.

Act I: Who knows?

Act II: My Girl Review 1.5 Shots

Act III: Drinking Rules

Nick: Drink when Veda thinks she has an illness

Errol: Finish your drink when someone says they're getting married

Rob: Take a shot when a kid dies

Dalton: Two drinks whenever a bee is mentioned

Drink of the week: Bee's Knees cocktail

2 oz Gin

3/4 oz Honey

3/4 oz Lemon Juice

Mix ingredients together in cocktail shaker and shake with ice. Strain into cocktail glass and garnish with a lemon peel.

After Credits - Episode 67: Primer

Nick takes forever to get started, Errol reveals he thinks directors are ugly and actors aren't people, Rob envisions an underground MoT bunker, and Dalton spoils his review of next week's movie!

Act I: What would your nuclear bunker look like?

Act II: Dr. Strangelove Review  1 Shot

Act III: Would you torture your actors?

Drink of the Week: Atomic Cocktail

1 1/2 oz Vodka

1 1/2 oz Brandy

1/2 Dry Sherry

1 1/2 oz Brut Champagne

Combine Vodka, Brandy and sherry in shaker with ice and shake. Strain into a large martini glass, top with champagne and garnish with orange wedge.

Sans Nick you may notice much more rambling than you ever thought possible this week as we struggle to pick up the slack!

Act I: Solo films without referencing the hero

Act II: Venom review 4 Shots/Unanimous

Act III: Drinking Rules

E: Anytime Venoms says 'We' take a drink

R: Anytime something doesn't get reported take two drinks

D: Anytime Venom references food take a drink

Drink of the week: Snakebite

Half a pint Cider

Halfa a pint dark beer.

Pour Cider first, then follow with dark beer on top. Layerz.

Post Credits - Ghost in the Shell

We take a trip all the way back to the '30s this week to check out Errol's namesake and judge him for it! Along the way, Nick takes the pun crown from Errol and Rob talks about what it's like not to sleep with a newborn! Also Dalton spreads rumors about Corona.

Act I: Favorite on screen Chemistry

Nick - Walter White and Jessie Pinkman

Errol - Dutch Wagenbach and Claudette Wyms

Rob - Richard Pryor and Gene Wilder

Act II: Captain Blood Review

2 Shots/unanimous

Act III: Drinking Rules

Nick - Take a shot when Captain Blood Martyrs himself

Errol - Take a drink everytime the crew laughs at Captain Blood's jokes

Rob - Finish your drink when Captain's Blood's life changes

Dalton - Take two drinks everytime someone says "A pirate and a thief"

Drink of the Week: Blood and Sand

3/4 oz Blood orange juice

3/4 oz Sweet Vermouth

3/4 oz Cherry Brandy

3/4 oz Blended Scotch

Mix all ingredients in a Collins glass with ice and stir. Splash some Orange juice on top and light an orange peel and dip into drink for garnish.

Post Credits - Basic Instinct

I once knew a Nickw who swallowed a fly. This week we might have our first vomiter! The boys are surprisingly cordial during a topic that is debated frequently on this very podcast before we review another Tom Cruise drug movie...wait, how many have there been again?

Act I: Narration

Act II: American Made Review

Act III: 2 Shots/what drug would you not feel guilty about smuggling

Nick, Rob and Dalton - Pharmaceutical

Errol - All of them

Drink of the week - Macua

1 1/2 oz Rum

1 oz guava juice

1 oz orange juice

1 oz lemon juice

1/2 oz simple syrup

Add ingredients to cocktail shaker and shake with ice. Strain into collins glass filled with ice and garnish with an orange slice and candied cherry.

After Credits - The 39 Steps

Rob is out with a newborn baby, so this week we bring in Nick's wife Rachael to substitute.

Act I: Summer Movie Wager/Legasequels

Act II: The Predator review

Act III: Drinking rules/4 Shots

Nick - Take a shot when the predator uses a child's map to locate the heroes

Errol - Take a drink when Tom Jane has a tourrettes outburst

Rachael - Take a drink when someone dies

Dalton - Take two drinks when you see Predator blood.

Drink of the week: Don Julio Paloma

2 oz Don Julio

3 oz Grapefruit Juice

Club Soda

Mix Don Julio and Grapefruit together in shaker with ice. Shake and strain into collins glass with salt rim. Top with soda and garnish with grapefruit wedge.

Nick confesses to sitting in at the kiddie corner of the library during reads as we talk favorite authors, anxiety and depression. 

Act I: Favorite Author

Nick - J.K. Rowling

Errol - Robert Charles Wilson

Rob - Kurt Vonnegut

Dalton - George R.R. Martin

Act II: The End of the Tour review

Act III: 2 Shots/Will you re-read

Drink of the Week: Infinite Zest

2 oz bourbon

Sugar Cube

2 dashes orange bitters

Orange twist

Muddle sugar and bitters in glass, add bourbon, stir and pour into cocktail glass with whiskey sphere. squeeze orange twist and rub rim before dropping it in with the drink. Enjoy, you classy bastards!

Post Credits episode: The Assassination of Jesse James by the Coward Robert Ford

Nick sees a lot of his own self loathing while Dalton and Errol tend to avoid it this week as we sit down to talk about Hulu's breakout series and also what we'd do in the same situation!

Act I: If we were the last 4 fertile men, what would happen?

Act II: The Handmaid's Tale review

Act III: 4 Shots/What Character do you see the worst of yourself in?

Drink of the week: Plum Negroni

2 Cherry plums, pitted

1/2 Black plum

1 oz Gin

2 tsp. Sugar

1 oz Aperol

Orange Twist

Muddle plums and sugar together, add gin and aperol. Fill glass with ice, stir and pour into collins glass. Add soda and garnish with orange twist and black plum.

After credits - Ghost in the Shell

Your favorite alcoholics sit down to discuss their favorite places to haunt this week on Movies on Tap!

Does the cinematic experience still matter? Does Errol need to learn to shut his mouth more often? Does Nick have a problem with Asian people? Answers to all this and more for our August New Release review!

Act I: Cinematic experience vs. Netflix

Act II: Crazy Rich Asians review

Act III: How packed was your theather/2 shots

Drink of the week: Singapore Sling

3/4 oz Gin

1/4 oz Grand Marnier

1/4 Cherry Liqueur

1/2 oz Herbal Liqueur

1 oz Pineapple Juice

1/2 oz Lime Juice

Dash of bitters

Combine all ingredients in shaker with ice. Shake and strain into highball glass with a splash of soda. Garnish with Orange slice and Cherry.

Errol's Audio issues aside, we plow ahead trying to review a weird 90s movie that Nick so desperately wants to use to prove he's cultured.

Act I: How high is too high?

Act II: How High Review

Act III: 3 Shots/Weirdest thing you smoked out of

Drink of the week: Weed Whiskey Sazerac

Soak 1/4 oz of weed in bottle of whiskey. Shake once per day. The longer you leave it the more potent it will be. Strain through a cheese cloth to filter for weed whiskey.

2 oz Weed Whiskey

2 dashes Peychaud Bitters

splash water

sugar cube

muddle sugar, bitters and water together. Stir in whiskey and add another dash bitters. Strain into tumbler.

Post Credits Episode: Basic Instinct

It's pretty one sided this week as the boys talk ridiculousness in films and what we can or can't stand, as well as Rob and Nick going into a segue about World War II somewhere along the line for some reason.

Act I: Ridiculousness in Movies

Act II: Black Sheep Review

Act III: 2.5 Shots/Favorite Campy movie

Drink of the Week: Maitai

2 oz Stolen Rum

1/2 oz Orange Curacao

1/2 oz orgeat syrup

1/2 oz lime juice

Shake ingredients together in a shaker with ice and strain into an old fashioned glass filled with ice. Garnish with a slice of pineapple.

We start off pretty vulgar before getting into Nick's topic that Errol just can't seem to understand this week before we talk about eugenics!

Act I: What dream would you leave your life for?

Act II: Gattaca Review

Act III: 2 Shots/

Drink of the Week: Gattaca Cocktail

2 oz Gin

1/2 oz Apple Juice

1/2 oz Thyme Syrup

Lemon zest

Combine gin, apple juice, thyme syrup in shaker with ice. Shake and strain into chilled cocktail glass. Squeeze lime zest and garnish on the side.

The guys talk Dougray Scott, modern day westerns, and Ben Foster's greatness this week so tune in!

Act I: What would you do with a corrupt family fortune

Act II: Hell or High Water review

Act III: 0 Shots

Drink of the week: Robber

2 oz Scotch

1 oz Sweet Vermouth

dash bitters

Cherry

Mix ingredients in mixer, stir, strain into chilled martini glass, drop cherry in the center.

Dalton can't handle the awkwardness in this week's episode as we dive into awful encounters with ladies of the past.

Act I: Dumbest thing you've done for a girl

Act II: The Big Sick review

Act III: 0 Shots/What won't you do for love

Nick - cuckolding

Errol - no poop

Rob - Pegging

Dalton - no poop

Drink of the week: Penicillin

2 oz Scotch

3/4 oz Lemon Juice

3/4 oz Honey syrup

Candied Ginger

Islay spray

Mix Scotch, lemon juice and honey syrup in a cocktail shaker with ice. Shake and strain into a glass. Spray with islay spray and garnish with candied ginger.

The boys sit down to talk Conspiracies before taking on some 80s movie you've probably never heard of.

Act I: Favorite Conspiracy Theory

Nick - Area 51/JFK

Errol - New Coke

Rob - Octopus is Aliens

Dalton - 1985 Draft https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bX1kMlG8c7Y&t=12s

Act II: Blowout Review

Act III: 2 Shots/what would it take to wear a wire

Drink of the Week: Blowjob shot

1 oz Amaretto Liqueur

1 oz Coffee liqueur

1 oz Bailey's

Whipped Cream

Pour Amaretto first, layer gently with Coffee, then Bailey's. Top with some whipped cream, put your hands behind your back and take it with your mouth. Blowjob. Get it?