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Four friends sit down and drunkenly discuss movies, all while accidentally spoiling them through slurs
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Jul 13, 2017

Sideways may be the best movie about wine tasting and cheating on your fiance out there, but there's a reason it doesn't have much competition. Along the way to discussing this, the boys get deep into what qualifies as a genre, and everyone gives a real life three shot experience to inject some sort of life into this episode.

Act I: Bachelor Party Genre (?)

Act II: Sideways review

Act III: 3 Shots (Unanimous)

Drink of the Week: Sangria

Bottle of red wine

cut up fruit (Pineapple, orange, etc.)

Shot of Brandy

Club Soda

Mix all ingredients in a big pitcher and serve it up!

Jul 6, 2017

This episode brings you the drunkest(?) Nick's ever been as we explain what we like to see in our favorite heroes, Dalton has a crush on Batman, and Errol attempts to pose a thought experiment for our movie that Dalton and Nick promptly tear to pieces. A lot of talking over each other, but a laugh riot nonetheless!

Act I: What we like to see from our heroes

Act II: The Maltese Falcon Review

Act III: 0 Shots

Drink of the Week: Manhattan

4 oz Rye

2 oz Sweet Vermouth

Stir ingredients together, add a dash of Agnostura bitters and pour over ice. Garnish with a Cherry

Jun 29, 2017

Errol gets two picks in a row as the guys get their second television review of the year out for you! Nick reveals his black soul of a heart once more as Rob, Dalton and Errol try to keep his void from overtaking them this week. Hope you enjoy and tell your friends!

Act I: Favorite on screen relationship

Act II: Man Seeking Woman review

Act III: 1 Shot

Drinks of the week: His and Hers Cocktails

His - Death in the Afternoon

1 oz absinthe

4 oz sparkling wine

stir absinthe in mixer, pour into glass and fill with wine

Hers - Bee's Knees

1 oz lemon juice

1 oz honey simple syrup

2 oz gin

Combine ingredients in cocktail shaker with ice, shake and strain into glass, pouring fresh ice to fill.

New Drinking Rule: Nick drinks whenever he complains about length

Jun 28, 2017

Enjoy a fine sip of Syfy's biggest TV show out now with Nick and Errol, the hard critic headbutters take a look at how it's doing and if it's worth continuing!

Jun 22, 2017

Con artists run amok this week as your favorite trio and Nick's wife Rachel stop in to share their favorite con artist stories and review one of Steven Spielburg's last critically acclaimed films. Errol and Rob run stories too long, Dalton shares an embarrassing middle school con and Rachel is a step above us all! It may be hard to catch Leo, but it sure as hell is easy to find us on iTunes, Stitcher, and every other podcasting medium out there.

Act I: Con Artist stories

Act II: Catch Me if You Can review

Act III: 1 Shot

Drink of the Week: Con Artist Cocktail

1 oz simple syrup

1 oz rose water

1/2 lemon, squeezed

2 oz Gin.

put ingredients in shaker with ice and strain into martini glass.

Jun 15, 2017

Here we find ourselves backtracking to the film that started the infamous John Rambo series with the confusing title of First Blood. The boys are back together to discuss Cannes elitism, as well as Dalton's dad's hidden instagram (@thedeepseaking) and terrible facebook photos. Join us as we change pace and pump as much testosterone as Sylvester Stallone allows us in our diverse views on one of his early muscle-bound films!

Act I: Cannes discriminating against Netflix

Act II: First Blood Review

Act III: 3 Shots

Drink of the Week: The Veteran

2 oz Dark Rum

1/2 oz Cherry Brandy

Pour ingredients into old fashioned glass with ice and stir. Simple as joining the army!

Jun 8, 2017

Wonder(ful) Women take over this week here at Movies on Tap, as Nick and Rob sub out for their respective wives who come in to tell Dalton and Errol what they think of the new DC film, Wonder Woman! Along the way Dalton tries to censor himself, Errol hates all female villains, and Chelsea and Rachel know exactly what each other does in their profession! Oh, and you don't have to worry about your ears, cause the Great Audio Wars of 2017 are officially over!

Act I: Favorite Female Villains

Act II: Wonder Woman Review

Act III: 2 Shots

Drink of the Week: Mustard Gas cocktail

1/2 oz Galliano

1/2 oz Lime Juice

1/2 oz Orange Curacao

1 oz Tequila

Mix ingredients in a cocktail shaker, shake and Strain into martini glass. Alternatively, mix ingredients together, then use the Le Whaf cocktail vaporizer to inhale it like a gas.

Jun 1, 2017

Enjoy this wholesome family episode of Movies on Tap while we take a deep dive into David Fincher's breakout thriller. Dalton can't wrap his head around the original seven deadly sins, as well as creating several hundred more, and everyone gets down on their opinion of too rough to watch. Enjoy!

Act I: When does a movie go to far?

Act II: Se7en Review

Act III: 1 Shot

Drink of the Week: Seven Sins

1 oz Rye

1 oz applejack brandy

3/4 Lemon Juice


Mix all ingredients into cocktail shaker. Shake and strain into glass filled with ice. Garnish with cinnamon.

May 25, 2017

We are hip deep in the Great Audio Issues of 2017 here dear listeners, but fear not, for we see a savior upon the horizon! Through Dalton's fuzzy voice and Errol's glitches, we give you the beginning of our Summer Movie Wager as well as a look into Ridley Scott's latest addition to the up and down franchise that all started with the intent to scare.

Act I: Summer Movie Wager 2017

Act II: Alien: Covenant Review

Act III: 3 Shots (Unanimous)

May 18, 2017

Get ready, it's Nick's first boom goes the dynamite joke here at MoT. Truly a historical moment, but was it real or made up? We'll leave it up to you to decide this week on Movies on Tap!

Act I: Lying about True stories on film

Act II: Quiz Show Review

Act III: 3 Shots

Drink of the week: Quiz Fizz

2 oz gin

1 oz Maraschino Liqueur

1 oz Lime Juice

1 oz Vanilla Syrup

Dash bitters

1 Egg White

Mix all ingredients together, shake once without ice, pour in ice and shake vigorously, pour into cocktail glass and top with Elderflower Tonic

May 17, 2017

Rob and Dalton got a little jealous of Nick and Errol making bets from under their noses, so they decided to chime in on what they think will be the outcome of the summer movies that the MoT boys have chosen to review. Sit back and fill up, cause there's gonna be quite a lot of shots to go around for these new releases.

May 15, 2017

Nick and Errol bring to you a predictive review of what they think the aggregate shot rating will be for the four summer movies that will be reviewed by the MoT guys. Tune in and make sure to keep us on our toes in this summer version of the new series Small Batch Bets!

May 11, 2017

Nick entices his already drunk cohorts with his ridiculous act I topic, all the while Dalton talks inappropriately about doing shots on female genitalia, and Rob thinks this movie isn't necessarily a good movie to watch with your sister.

Act I: Where did all the titties go? (Nick's exact words)

Act II: Basic Instinct review

Act III: 2 1/2 shots

Drink of the week: San Francisco Cocktail

1 oz Vodka

3/4 oz Sweet Vermouth

3/4 oz Sloe Gin

Dash of orange bitters

Dash Agnostura bitters

pour ingredients into mixing glass with ice, stir and strain into cocktail glass. Garnis with a cherry.

May 4, 2017

Get ready for your mind to get messed with, as the guys take a deep dive into one of the most dense films out there. We also somehow get sidetracked into talking about Nick selling condoms to horny teenagers while sitting naked in his chair and Errol thinking he can beat Floyd Mayweather in seven rounds.

Act I: Density in Film

Act II: Primer Review

Act III: 2 Shots

Drink of the week: Mind Eraser

2oz. Vodka

2oz. Coffee Liqueur

2oz. Club Soda

Pour coffee and vodka over ice, top with club soda and serve with a straw.

Apr 29, 2017

Bonus double episode Friday to apologize for our technical screwups this week! If you're looking for a jazzy doc to watch on a Saturday afternoon check out our review of Amy!

Act I: What do you want to see a documentary about?

Act II: Amy Review

Act III: 0 shots (Unanimous)

Drink of the week: Rickstasy

1 oz Southern Comfort

1 oz Banana Liqueur

1 oz Bailey's Irish cream

3 oz vodka

Pour ingredients in glass of ice and stir. Just have one.

Apr 28, 2017

April's a jumbled month for the boys, but we've got our Legion review primed and ready for you a little past the due date this week! First TV show of the year and possibly the first time all four of the guys are in disagreement. Strap in and see whether or not you're down for this new Marvel comics show!

Act I: What Super mental disorder would go with your super power?

Act II: Legion Review

Act III: 1.5 Shots

New Rule: Dalton drinks when he has a technical issue

Drink of the week: Long Island Iced Tea

1/2 oz Vodka

1/2 oz Rum

1/2 oz Gin

1/2 oz Tequila

1/2 oz Triple Sec

1 oz Sweet and Sour mix

Pour ingredients into cocktail shaker with ice, shake and strain into Hurrican glass, splash of Coke on top and garnish with a lime wedge.

Apr 20, 2017

Once again, alcohol has instilled four friends to have various arguments that are unbecoming to them, including, but not limited to, assault and racism, as only four drunk white boys/half a mexican can. Somewhere in there we review a movie, too.

Act I: Is Racism ok in comedy?

Act II: Trading Places Review

Act III: 0 shots

Drink of the week: Mint Julep

2 oz quality bourbon

1 oz simple syrup

handful of mint leaves

Dash of water

Using a silver cup, put simple syrup, water and mint leaves in the bottom of a cup. Muddle to the point of mint leaf realeasing it's oils (Not too long or hard!) fill with crushed ice until the cup runeth over! Top with bourbon, stir together. Garnish with a mint sprig while you watch your silver cup frost over.

Apr 13, 2017

After a slew of Technical difficulties, the guys finally get around to reviewing the Hitchcock classic, as well as Dalton making a distress call to Errol in his hour of need. Nick's nursing school has made him quite strict in this episode of Movies on Tap.

Have any movie review suggestions? Email us and let us know!


Act I: How would you make your getaway?

Act II: The 39 Steps review

Act III: 1.5 Shots

Drink of the Week: Flying Scotsman

2 oz Scotch

2 oz Vermouth

1/4 oz simple syrup

3 dashes bitters

Garnish with orange twist

Stir ingredients together in ice and strain into ice filled glass

Apr 6, 2017

It's our 50th movie review! Sadly, no Nick this week, but the lovely Zach Smorch joins us from his podcast Friend Vs. Friend to weigh in on what the guys think about the new live action anime.

Act I: Should animations be made live action

Act II: The Ghost in the Shell Review

Act III: 3 Shots

Drink of the week: Invisible Man cocktail

2 oz gin

.5 oz Triple sec

.5 oz Brandy

2 dashes OJ

shake in strainer and pour into small rocks glass, fill with ginger ale.

Mar 30, 2017

Errol gets way too drunk off wine and lost shot bets as the guy try desperately to stay on topic as we take a look at that movie with the long title. If you're looking for a discussion of Jesse James mixed with arguments about whether or not Tigger's tail is curly, you've come to the right place.

Act I: Celebrity obsession

Act II: Assassination of Jesse James by the Coward Robert Ford review

Act III: 3 Shots (And a tigger argument(

Drink of the Week: Jesse James Bourbon

Mar 23, 2017

Drinks and vernacular don't mix this week when the guys get into it over show vs. movie, as well as why Jimmy Fallon sold out to the man!


Act I: Why do all Dads suck?

Act II: Sound of my Voice review

Act III: 3 Shots

Drink of the week: Kool-Aid Cocktail.

Mix Kool-Aid with alcohol. Pretty simple

Tropical Punch + Rum

Green Apple + Tequila

Orange + Whiskey

Grape + Vodka

Mar 16, 2017

Everyone gets a chance to shout in this episode of MoT, where the boys sit down and talk about the horror that is Mclintock!


Act I: Public Domain

Act II: Mclintock! Review

Act III: 4 Shots

Drink of the week: Frontier Whiskey

100 proof old west whiskey cut with gun powder, turpentine, ammonia or Cayenne pepper. Force fed bottles at gun point to weak individuals who nursed their shots. 

Mar 9, 2017

Comic book movies are evolving into a dark, adult world, at least as far as Fox is concerned, and the boys get down to whether or not that's a good thing this week.

Act I: Movie ratings for comics

Act II: Logan Review

Act III: 0 Shots

Drink of the week: Daddy's Little Girl Cocktail

1 oz Cognac

1/2 oz Galliano

1/2 oz Triple Sec

3/4 oz Orange Juice

Splash of light cream

Shake in cocktail shaker and strain over ice. Garnish with an orange peel

Mar 2, 2017

Jordan Peele's directorial debut has him dipping his toes into the horror/thriller genre. Naturally, we argue over which side fo the fence he leans on more, as well as a rehash of last week's New Jersey Drive.

Act I: How does personal experience effect interpretation

Act II: Get Out Review

Act III: 1 Shot

Drink of the Week:

Incredible Hulk

1 part Hpnotiq, 1 part Cognac. stir and pour over ice.

Feb 23, 2017

In our last exploration of the 90s, the guys take a deep dive into the archives and pull up the car theft film, New Jersey Drive.

Act I: Personal worst run-ins with police

Act II: New Jersey Drive

Act III: 2 Shots

Drink of the week: Dainey Cocktail

Mix St. Ides beer & Pina Colada Champale...if you want to...I guess.

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